Joke (clean) - The Blind Cowboy

cdngirl71
cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
A friend sent me this joke this morning, made me laugh so I thought I'd share it!!

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 -foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?',
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    A friend sent me this joke this morning, made me laugh so I thought I'd share it!!

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

    He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

    'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 -foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?',
    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
    'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
  • :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: thanks!
  • janiebeth
    janiebeth Posts: 2,509 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's a good one.
  • Hope you don't mind, but I just had to send that one out to some friends on e-mail!!! That is great!
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    Hope you don't mind, but I just had to send that one out to some friends on e-mail!!! That is great!


    Thats fine with me, its to share with all. I have taken jokes from on MFP and sent to my friends.
  • heal4444
    heal4444 Posts: 709
    :laugh: Funny, funny!
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Cute:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Now were are the cowboy pictures? When I started a cowboy joke thread I had to post cowboy pictures.:bigsmile: Bring on the cowboys.
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