Joke (clean) - The Blind Cowboy
A friend sent me this joke this morning, made me laugh so I thought I'd share it!!
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 -foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?',
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 -foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?',
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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A friend sent me this joke this morning, made me laugh so I thought I'd share it!!
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 -foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?',
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: thanks!0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's a good one.0
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Hope you don't mind, but I just had to send that one out to some friends on e-mail!!! That is great!0
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Hope you don't mind, but I just had to send that one out to some friends on e-mail!!! That is great!
Thats fine with me, its to share with all. I have taken jokes from on MFP and sent to my friends.0 -
:laugh: Funny, funny!0
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Cute:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Now were are the cowboy pictures? When I started a cowboy joke thread I had to post cowboy pictures.:bigsmile: Bring on the cowboys.0
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