Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Mad scientist

SweetAsSugar7 wrote: »

Fisherman

nope

You... Teacher

Conspiracy theorist

Fashion Designer 👗

Life coach. Basically, her philosophy is everything needs to be labeled for a clear and concise life. Hairbrush? labeled. Lunch box? Labeled daily with contents in grams. She even labels labels with a small label that says "label"

professional Bad A s s

Professional Cavorter. She is paid to cavort on beaches, at the pool, even in the grocery store. Her cavorting uniform is a tank top and short shorts with high socks.

Runs a black market cow beauty pageant. The current reigning champion is a holstein named Miss Priscella. She quite impressed the judges during the interview portion of the pageant when she answered "What current economics crisis most concerns you and how would you go about fixing it?" with an astounding "Mawah" instead of the often used fallback answer of "Moo".

^^ I'd like to apply for this job!

She works in a sugar factory

Air Traffic Controller

Leader of an underground operation that steals binkies from babies and sells them on the black market for a quarter a piece.

Has invented a harness that, when properly worn, gives the wearer an exaggerated thigh gap. Selling like hotcakes, she is now working on a butt dimple device.

Fire walker... And fire breather on the side.

Worlds last remaining human beat box. You should hear her symphonies.

Sugar cane farm owner..
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