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Accountant

Professional Escort for high end Executives.

Zookeeper

teacher

dog sitter

Dog trainer. Her specialty is following naughty dogs home that pooped in neighbors yards. She then proceeds to squat in their dog houses to teach them a lesson.

Designs new pizzas
Famous for their chocolate covered pizza

picks up dog poop in the neighborhood and flexes as he gives tickets out for not curbing your dog

Runs a cooling service for weight lifters. For a small fee, to cool you off, she will hit you with waterballoons.

Hes a model for an outdoor wear company. Their target group is the metropolitan lumberjack look. Even his boots are flannel pattern. He walks around with an ax on his shoulder like few can.

Shes a validation consultant. She will follow you around and loudly say "Shore Nuff" anytime you say something. For variety she will throw in 3 free "You so crazy" s (comes with a loud cackling laugh) per day as part of the silver validation package. If you upgrade to the gold package she will throw her panties at you and faint whenever you walk past her.

Sporadical Stenographer

#3 ranked in Nascar

Cher impersonator