Almond "milk" deception

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  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,573 Member
    I really don't care what it's called
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
    I drink soy diarrhea
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
    It’s true.
  • knichols1109
    knichols1109 Posts: 2 Member
    Don't care. Too many other (and much more important) things to worry about. What bothers me more is the plethora of dairy choices....increasing hard to find my unsweetened vanilla almond milk among the 1000 other options. A few weeks ago I went to buy mayonaise -- just plain old Best Foods mayo. There was a massive selection of mayos, with the plain ol' Best Foods on the very top shelf when it should have been front and center. Which is why I do my grocery shopping with Whole Foods via PrimeNow.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I saw Almond Milk Deception at a festival in ‘94

    Didnt the lead singer used to sing for Nut Juice Overlords?

    Same guy! Though after the “Recipe: Exposed” album I really thought they went soft
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    aChuisle_moChroi wrote: »
    I drink soy diarrhea

    Well, I wouldn't say that I, myself, drink soy diarrhea, but when I consume soy milk I will say that diarrhea might just happen. Soy milk is just unfermented bean farts.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    aChuisle_moChroi wrote: »
    I drink soy diarrhea

    Well, I wouldn't say that I, myself, drink soy diarrhea, but when I consume soy milk I will say that diarrhea might just happen. Soy milk is just unfermented bean farts.

    We drink to the possibility of a disgusting tomorrow!
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    I dont drink almond milk ...but I am starting today so I can say Im drinking nut milk :D
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Cockroach milk is supposedly the absolute super milk!

    Ewww ...gag.
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    It looks like milk, and has similar fat content, and “nut juice” makes it sound gross

    Yes.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    In a likely futile & desperate attempt to rescue this lame thread.... Here:



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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    aChuisle_moChroi wrote: »
    I drink soy diarrhea

    😂😂

    Also WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
    i choose Lee McRoy
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    In a likely futile & desperate attempt to rescue this lame thread.... Here:



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    Lame thread?!!! I'll have you know the pope personally called me and said he doesn't approve of me inferring "disgusting things" when it comes to almonds and milk. So there. Well maybe it wasn't exactly the pope. And maybe nobody actually really called me. But its the same difference.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    It looks like milk, and has similar fat content, and “nut juice” makes it sound gross

    You take that back! @pizzamyheart nailed it...on the head...
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    In a likely futile & desperate attempt to rescue this lame thread.... Here:



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    Lame thread?!!! I'll have you know the pope personally called me and said he doesn't approve of me inferring "disgusting things" when it comes to almonds and milk. So there. Well maybe it wasn't exactly the pope. And maybe nobody actually really called me. But its the same difference.

    .... would you settle for 'Quasi-Lame' Thread ??

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