Would you date, pass, marry?

At first I'd pass.. play hard to get, you know. Then after he begged and started stalking me, I'd finally agree to a date because who can resist a man in the bushes with a pair of binoculars? Well, after two dates, we'll get married. Because when you know, you know. And plus, he's killing the bushes always sitting in them like that. Might as well let him in the house where there's a couch.

Eventually though, he'll get tired of sitting and sleeping on the couch. There'll be arguments. Probably because he burnt dinner or didn't dust the china cabinet. We'll end up divorced. It'll get ugly..


You know.. Maybe we should just go our separate ways now before this all gets out of hand.

lx1x wrote: »

Nah...too.much drama

Pretty sure it's illegal for us anyways, dad.

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

lx1x wrote: »

Nah...too.much drama

Pretty sure it's illegal for us anyways, dad.

That makes you my cousin so illegal for us too😜

I’d date just to get the scoop on all this family drama

Friendly date

Dates

Only brought 1 chair for the fire. Looks like you're sitting on my lap😉

Sounds like a plan

AA date at noon on Saturday

How about NRA?