The person above was arrested for...

Eaturmeat
Eaturmeat Posts: 107 Member
in Fun and Games
Simple game, let’s get creative with those arrests.
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  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Breaking into multiple restaurants and stealing meat from their walk-in freezers.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Propositioning an under cover male cop for sex.
  • cprobertson12
    cprobertson12 Posts: 90 Member
    Kidnapping an Orangutan librarian from an unseen university
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    Stealing books from the library and trying to sell them at their garage sale.
  • chelagetsfit
    chelagetsfit Posts: 127 Member
    trying to sell "special brownies" at the PTA bake sale.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Spray painting stop signs pink with white polka dots so they'd be "prettier."
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Busting into the local zoo and setting all the animals free to run amok all over town
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Opening all the packages of Skittles at the store. She was throwing them everywhere while yelling “Taste the rainbow!”
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    for selling skirts made out of old umbrellas
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    For refusing to leave the crusty clam in Springfield on 'all you can eat 'night', it turned pretty nasty when the restaurant owner tried to escort him out but luckily police chief Wiggum was on hand to arrest him...Marge was not happy
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Dressed in a large snake costume and went into Chuckee Cheese. Kids were crying as he demanded to see the rat and charged the stage. It was a very sad birthday for little Nick that day. 😞
  • jakeworkman89
    jakeworkman89 Posts: 11 Member
    The “paper doll killer” was arrested for killing their victims and then making them into macabre “paper” dolls to adorn their house.
    Sorry my humor is pretty dark..
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Stole all the macabre paper dolls after my arrest to adorn his own home. I do great work, so no one can really blame him, but the police had to charge him for tampering with evidence.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited September 2019
    Running naked on a busy street because of a dare..
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited September 2019
    Got pulled over for speeding. It would’ve been no big deal but he started harassing the officer with his “hotchat.”
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Making Voodoo dolls and charging a fee to make them work
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    Stealing a fancy red sports car to go with her fab red hair and lipstick.
  • MoxyLeigh
    MoxyLeigh Posts: 433 Member
    Donating baked goods laced with marijuana to the church bake sale
  • stanlfink
    stanlfink Posts: 267 Member
    Kicking my *kitten* after her HIIT workout 🏋️‍♂️ 💪🏻!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Indecent exposure :o
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,849 Member
    Being that hot!
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    Playing pocket pool
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He went to a vegan restaurant and secretly exchanged the tofu chicken strips with real chicken strips then illegally recorded and posted on you tube the patrons reactions when they discovered the truth.
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    edited September 2019
    Stealing the new pizza cutters I ordered from Amazon off my doorstep.
  • o0kody0o
    o0kody0o Posts: 642 Member
    She was arrested for breaking into pizzamyheart’s house to steal her pizza cutters back 👮‍♂️
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Stealing Jessica Biel's cheekbones
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    having a killer smile :)
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,849 Member
    Being so hot🔥
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Stealing Mr. Flirty Pants' lines 😋
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,849 Member
    For being more valuable than a bag of rubies!

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