Buy three things to make a cashier go WTF!

_David_
_David_ Posts: 476 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
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  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Duct tape
    A knife
    Stuffed bear
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    condoms
    cool whip
    tampons

    :huh: <--- that was the cashier's expression
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    condoms
    extra large cucumber
    pacifier
  • Pregnancy Test
    Tampons
    Condoms

    ????????????
  • _David_
    _David_ Posts: 476 Member
    condoms
    extra large cucumber
    pacifier
    WTF!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    clown suit
    baby oil
    twister mat
  • eillamarie
    eillamarie Posts: 862 Member
    Read in cosmo about a chick who was a cashier. Her ex went thru her till with condoms & chocolate sauce. She wasn't very impressed. Not 3 random things, but a pretty funny story anyway lol
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    ski mask, gloves and a duffelbag
  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member
    condoms
    extra large cucumber
    pacifier
    WTF!

    Oh, were you her cashier?
  • kmo566
    kmo566 Posts: 16 Member
    I once saw a man buy a windshield wiper, an avocado, and a bottle of K-Y.
  • espinozAgal
    espinozAgal Posts: 160 Member
    hahahahaha... this is cracking me lup!!!
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    Lube
    Rope
    Diapers
  • condoms
    extra large cucumber
    pacifier
    WTF!


    That's what i said.>>WTF!!!!???
  • Pregnancy test
    Wire hanger
    Tylenol
  • _David_
    _David_ Posts: 476 Member
    Peanut Butter
    Dog Toy
    Flea Powder
  • shovel

    rubber gloves

    bleach
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    Pregnancy test
    Wire hanger
    Tylenol

    lololol OMG i have such a morbid sense of humor....and so do you apparently
  • heatypablo
    heatypablo Posts: 221
    Can of pork & beans
    Lawn chair
    Douche
  • teri1956
    teri1956 Posts: 221 Member
    condoms
    extra large cucumber
    pacifier

    Huh oh.....this is what I thought except for whipped cream and no pacie. :noway:
  • heatypablo
    heatypablo Posts: 221
    Pregnancy test
    Wire hanger
    Tylenol

    lololol OMG i have such a morbid sense of humor....and so do you apparently

    LOL!! Ditto.
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Duct tape
    A knife
    Stuffed bear

    Win!!!! :bigsmile:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Pregnancy test
    Wire hanger
    Tylenol


    oh wow.... who needs a doctor?
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
    KY, A wiffleball bat, and a bag of ice
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
    condoms
    lubricant
    latex gloves
  • FrozenTundra511
    FrozenTundra511 Posts: 206 Member
    As someone who used to be a checker, the funniest thing I saw was the little brother of an old friend came thru my line with condoms and a single rose. He didn't recognize me. Jokingly, I asked him, 'So what do ya have planned tonight, Rich?' 'Are Fred and Cynthia (his parents) aware of these plans?'
    I have seen tomatoes less red than he was at that point. Good fun. :-)
  • neva4saken
    neva4saken Posts: 300 Member
    big bottle of lighter fluid
    map of city (with store circled)
    ski mask
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Lube
    A colouring book
    Candy
  • ohdearlaura
    ohdearlaura Posts: 13 Member
    Shaving gel
    Mouse trap
    Vibrating condom
  • eillamarie
    eillamarie Posts: 862 Member
    Pregnancy test
    Wire hanger
    Tylenol

    That sounds like a homemade accident fixer Uh oh.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Dirty magazine
    Car oil
    Ciggaretes
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