Buy three things to make a cashier go WTF!

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  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Duct tape
    A knife
    Stuffed bear

    Win!!!! :bigsmile:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    Pregnancy test
    Wire hanger
    Tylenol


    oh wow.... who needs a doctor?
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
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    KY, A wiffleball bat, and a bag of ice
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
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    condoms
    lubricant
    latex gloves
  • FrozenTundra511
    FrozenTundra511 Posts: 206 Member
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    As someone who used to be a checker, the funniest thing I saw was the little brother of an old friend came thru my line with condoms and a single rose. He didn't recognize me. Jokingly, I asked him, 'So what do ya have planned tonight, Rich?' 'Are Fred and Cynthia (his parents) aware of these plans?'
    I have seen tomatoes less red than he was at that point. Good fun. :-)
  • neva4saken
    neva4saken Posts: 300 Member
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    big bottle of lighter fluid
    map of city (with store circled)
    ski mask
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Lube
    A colouring book
    Candy
  • ohdearlaura
    ohdearlaura Posts: 13 Member
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    Shaving gel
    Mouse trap
    Vibrating condom
  • eillamarie
    eillamarie Posts: 862 Member
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    Pregnancy test
    Wire hanger
    Tylenol

    That sounds like a homemade accident fixer Uh oh.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    Dirty magazine
    Car oil
    Ciggaretes
  • Mchllmry
    Mchllmry Posts: 5
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    Ex-Lax
    Paper Bags
    Lighter

    :smokin:
  • frugalmomsrock
    frugalmomsrock Posts: 1,123
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    straight pins
    condoms
    ovulation test
  • heatypablo
    heatypablo Posts: 221
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    Ex-Lax
    Paper Bags
    Lighter

    :smokin:

    LMAO!!!
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Dirty magazine
    Car oil
    Ciggaretes

    Your first one was better.
  • skylinekt
    skylinekt Posts: 56
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    KY, A wiffleball bat, and a bag of ice
    New winner!
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
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    Lube
    A colouring book
    Candy

    LOL I like this one the best so far
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
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    a hamster
    a head of lettuce
    a bra

    [ETA: obviously, you have to be shopping at meijer, or a store like that...]
  • moprincess76
    moprincess76 Posts: 37
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    big bottle of lighter fluid
    map of city (with store circled)
    ski mask


    bwahahahahahahahaha < blew water out my nose>
  • Dolphingirlie81
    Dolphingirlie81 Posts: 322
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    big bottle of lighter fluid
    map of city (with store circled)
    ski mask


    haha I like that one.
  • 1petewest
    1petewest Posts: 281
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    KY, A wiffleball bat, and a bag of ice

    ouch.

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