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Buy three things to make a cashier go WTF!
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Ex-Lax
Paper Bags
Lighter
:smokin:0 -
straight pins
condoms
ovulation test0 -
Ex-Lax
Paper Bags
Lighter
:smokin:
LMAO!!!0 -
Dirty magazine
Car oil
Ciggaretes
Your first one was better.0 -
New winner!KY, A wiffleball bat, and a bag of ice0 -
Lube
A colouring book
Candy
LOL I like this one the best so far0 -
a hamster
a head of lettuce
a bra
[ETA: obviously, you have to be shopping at meijer, or a store like that...]0 -
big bottle of lighter fluid
map of city (with store circled)
ski mask
bwahahahahahahahaha < blew water out my nose>0 -
big bottle of lighter fluid
map of city (with store circled)
ski mask
haha I like that one.0 -
KY, A wiffleball bat, and a bag of ice
ouch.0 -
Ex-Lax
Paper Bags
Lighter
:smokin:
rofl0 -
A Monkey, finger condums, and tiny handcuffs.0
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toothpicks, condoms, pregnancy test0
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condoms
hedge clippers
and lubbe :P0 -
KY, A wiffleball bat, and a bag of ice
haha the BEST!0 -
Thank you, thank you. I'll take the original winner crown and go to bed now.
Hustler mag
Ham
Rubber bands0 -
razor, magnifying glass, and tweezers0
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chloroform
duct tape
condoms0 -
Thank you, thank you. I'll take the original winner crown and go to bed now.
Hustler mag
Ham
Rubber bands
i love you!0 -
Fresh lobster tails
Scrabble
Lube0 -
KY jelly
tampons
roses0 -
Boner pills
Energy drink
One rose0 -
Blow up doll
Lingerie
Banana0 -
jonas brothers magazine
vasaline
kleenex0 -
Abba Zabba bar
lighter
rolling papers0 -
Duct tape
Plastic tarp (and lots of it)
Olive oil (industrial size container)0 -
straight pins
condoms
ovulation test
Is this how you became a mom of five? lol funny combo. i like your sense of humor!0 -
I'm just glad you said ham and not an apple pie!!!Thank you, thank you. I'll take the original winner crown and go to bed now.
Hustler mag
Ham
Rubber bands0 -
Toro
Chocolate Milk
Vibrator0 -
KY
Polaroid film
Costume butterfly wings
... best halloween ever.0
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