We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She wanted to share me with her Uncle Hal 😟0
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Caught her cheating on me with some old guy named Hal. She said he always had the good hard candy in his pockets.0
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The only candy she offered me was the old Halloween candy nobody wanted from two years ago0
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She was simply too fabulous for me and deserved better. 😉0
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She was too full if it!"It" being Sweetness and Joy
Made me feel inadequate and grumpy ☹️1 -
Rooted for the wrong team.
Take that however which you want lol0 -
When she said she was a "Valley Girl" I didn't realize she meant Death Valley1
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »When she said she was a "Valley Girl" I didn't realize she meant Death Valley
It's because of the homemade coffin in my yard isn't it?0 -
That and the fact that you wanted me to sleep in the coffin with you 😲0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »That and the fact that you wanted me to sleep in the coffin with you 😲
It's cozy!0 -
She'd never come out in the daylight with me and enjoy the Sun. 🦇0
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no brainer for me, She Had terrible taste in lipstick...
it always bled0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »no brainer for me, She Had terrible taste in lipstick...
it always bled
Oh man I'm dying lmao
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She was always kissing the dog and never kissed me!0
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She ate all my popcorn0
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What's mine is mine and what's hers is mine...she just didn't get that!0
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She wouldn't share, always greedy0
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He was a taker, not a giver0
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She never gave it up.0
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