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    • Posts: 1,295 Member
      edited October 2019
      LOL...I almost always date younger... Sometimes much younger. Because I think men my age and older get too set in their ways and get grouchy/stubborn as they age...

      But dating and relationships are two separate things. After a 3 year relationship with my last 20 something (him at 21, me at 42 upon meeting)... His immaturity started showing. Ended badly two weeks ago.

      I'm single for life!! (Which is not a secret)! ;)



    • Posts: 1,045 Member
      CaliValleyGirl wrote: »
      I'm attracted to older and I think because I have some serious daddy issues.

      SMH
      @CaliValleyGirl
      It is young ladies like you that make getting older so much more bearable 😉
    • Posts: 1,045 Member
      I have s dirty little secret
    • Posts: 1,320 Member
      When I was around 4 or 5, I stole a piece of yellow laughy taffy from the candy isle at the grocery store check out. I did this not thinking about stealing it but because I was mad at my mom and I knew she didn’t like me eating that.
      When we got in the car I showed her the candy I stole, and she gave me a dollar and made me go back inside and pay for it.
      I still feel bad about that from time to time 😢.
    • Posts: 2,139 Member
      MFP sends me subconscious messages, like a fresh, untapped horror movie market

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    • Posts: 945 Member
      Ive been looking for a good Keto horror movie. Any suggestions?
    • Posts: 3,776 Member
      Pandemonium_ wrote: »
      Ive been looking for a good Keto horror movie. Any suggestions?

      Probably not Gingerbreadman IV: Cookie Cutter of Death
    • Posts: 20,506 Member
      Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »
      When I was around 4 or 5, I stole a piece of yellow laughy taffy from the candy isle at the grocery store check out. I did this not thinking about stealing it but because I was mad at my mom and I knew she didn’t like me eating that.
      When we got in the car I showed her the candy I stole, and she gave me a dollar and made me go back inside and pay for it.
      I still feel bad about that from time to time 😢.

      Did she have you go back into the store alone ?

      Walk in the store while eating the candy, put the dollar in your pocket, approach the counter and then quickly spin on your heels and exit the store.

      I see this as an opportunity to simply pocket the one dollar bill while enjoying the candy.

      In my world.... this is called a "Win-Win!" .
    • Posts: 20,506 Member
      Pandemonium_ wrote: »
      Ive been looking for a good Keto horror movie. Any suggestions?


      Night of the Living Dead is 100% Keto.
    • Posts: 744 Member
      ArmyVeteranM1A1C wrote: »
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      @CaliValleyGirl
      It is young ladies like you that make getting older so much more bearable 😉

      @ArmyVeteranM1A1C It's not exactly a good thing, at my age that gap is closing in.
      ArmyVeteranM1A1C wrote: »
      I have s dirty little secret

      You tease
    • Posts: 10,476 Member
      isalsayourface123 wrote: »
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      Unless its 20 years difference :#

      Nope, still not put off. Really just depends on the guy. I think the largest gap I've personally experienced was 18 years. Not bothered by it at all.
    • Posts: 3,776 Member
      6 years. But I was 26, she was 20
    • Posts: 1,836 Member
      cee134 wrote: »
      I keep finding dead people.

      At first I misread "finding" as "fondling" and I thought...holy cow, he's not the man I thought he was.
    • Posts: 10,476 Member
      pizzamyheart wrote: »
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      At first I misread "finding" as "fondling" and I thought...holy cow, he's not the man I thought he was.

      Well, we see where your mind is. :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,836 Member
      CanesGalactica wrote: »
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      Well, we see where your mind is. :laugh:

      Well, this IS mfp. I'm only on here for pepperoni pics and cantaloupe recipes.
    • Posts: 10,476 Member
      pizzamyheart wrote: »
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      Well, this IS mfp. I'm only on here for pepperoni pics and cantaloupe recipes.

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    • Posts: 41,865 Member
      I think the IT girl at work is really cute...
    • Posts: 3,776 Member
      I'm here for cantaloupe pics and pepperoni recipes.
    • Posts: 3,678 Member
      s131951 wrote: »
      I'm here for cantaloupe pics and pepperoni recipes.

      Check your pm😉🤘
    • Posts: 1,836 Member
      Whenever I watch scary slasher movies and a boob scene comes on I always whisper “don’t look at the boobs”.
    • Posts: 10,476 Member
      pizzamyheart wrote: »
      Whenever I watch scary slasher movies and a boob scene comes on I always whisper “don’t look at the boobs”.

      :laugh: No idea why this cracks me up so much.
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      I only like peaches fresh from the tree.
    • Posts: 1,466 Member
      nooshi713 wrote: »
      I kissed a girl once.

      I didn’t like it.

      You don’t like the taste of cherry chapstick?
    • Posts: 2,139 Member
      I've spent my entire life lying about my secrets
    • Posts: 173 Member
      Today is the start of my new life getting out of my comfort zone and going to meet someone tonight for the first time in about 3 years existed and scared out of my mind at the same time
    • Posts: 413 Member
      Nice try FBI
    • Posts: 3,776 Member
      pizzamyheart wrote: »
      Whenever I watch scary slasher movies and a boob scene comes on I always whisper “don’t look at the boobs”.

      To anyone in particular?
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