We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was stuck being a number 2
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Will get back to ya.. 😝0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Waiting on breakfast.. 😝1 -
Eats too much for breakfast0
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Stingey on making breakfast... Man gotsa eat.0
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All I wanted was pancakes and bacon but they were all gone cause he ate them all0
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I told her I couldn't resist gorging on pancakes and bacon, but she didn't take me seriously until she found out I ate the whole thing.
Now where's my Alka Seltzer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFKifpMtlNs 0 -
when he found out i actually ate the whole thing before him
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kept putting Bailey's on cereal instead of milk0
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She said she was training for a marathon but she was actually cheating on me with two guys0
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happimess01 wrote: »She said she was training for a marathon but she was actually cheating on me with two guys
damn...i really *kitten* things up. LOL1 -
she had a million collars, but no dogs.
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mattig89ch wrote: »she had a million collars, but no dogs.
haaahhaha that made me laugh!! ....i was planning on getting dogs for them tho....1 -
She wanted me to pick up doodoo from a million pooches 😲0
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She wouldn't pick up after the dogs, and I was always stepping in their doodoo.
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Cause she always made me pick up all the dog doo doo0
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She refused to wipe her feet before coming into the house0
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She wanted me to wipe her clean after every outing0
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