First World Problems
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Put butter in a non-stick pan, now can't get the spatula under the eggs to flip them over because they're too slippery and won't stay put when I try to put the spatula under them.
Put butter in a non-stick pan, now can't get the spatula under the eggs to flip them over because they're too slippery and won't stay put when I try to put the spatula under them.
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My maid has bad breath.3
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Winter came waaay too early.
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my wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight6
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »my wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight
My socks have holes in them from walking on all the diamonds my cats knock on the floor.4 -
I only have 3 phones.5
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I can't decide whether I should eat the lunch I brought or send out for pizza.2
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My roomba won't bring drinks, my phone or my remote to me3
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Corporations not having immediate results for my entitled consumerism.4 -
I have to WAIT for things I order online.
Most times days. 2 -
I have to WAIT 15-25 minutes for pizza to be brought to my front door. 2
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I have to WAIT 2-5 minutes in a drive through for my coffee. 2
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My pizza delivery drone is too noisy and windy.1
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Like... Starbucks totally ran out of PSLs. Super lame.2
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Deciding on a restaurant to eat at.1
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i kinda want to make therapy appt bc haven’t been doin so great but don’t have healthcare coverage for that and it’s legit like $150 an hour twice a week
lol #firstworldproblems
that’s really expensive. i didn’t realize. 💔0 -
Grocery delivery brought me really fatty bacon.3
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I have to wait till Friday for an available massage appointment3
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Grocery delivery brought me really fatty bacon.
they're all funny (except the one about affording therapy, which is painful), but somehow this one really makes me laugh, possibly because I just tried grocery delivery recently and that's exactly what happened. You guys are all really grokking the kinds of things I meant for this thread, so kudos!
PS: my goodness the roomba sequence is priceless!1 -
I have to wash the food processor because it's a mess after grinding up a boneless thin pork chop for the cats.1
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As a first world problem I, for some reason, can only hear this song:
The Notorious BIG ft. Ja Rule - Old Thing Back (Matoma Remix)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb3XfrCtjVU&list=RD4pMsOLcdfdE&index=3 0 -
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My totally free fitness app is perpetually glitchy.5
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Work wants to send me to Thailand AGAIN. I've already spent like 3 months there, I want to go someplace I haven't been!3
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Ran out of bacon for breakfast, had to substitute smoked salmon.0
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my nail polish is chipping1
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the water cooler in empty so I have to go downstairs to fill my water bottle at the filtered water fountain1
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My back is all messed up and I'm paying someone else to walk my dog.1
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »my grocery delivery gave me a very tiny biscuit tube when i ordered a regular one
I’m loving that nail colour1 -
I'm going to have to close up the pool in a few weeks for winter.1
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