Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    He runs a chicken fight ring in Tijuana, Mexico
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He’s a professional ghost. He sneaks into peoples houses at night making spooky noises and moving things around, making things disappear. His official police record states “breaking and entering/robbery” but he denies that.
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    Runs a flea circus....main attraction are the clowns they are hillarious
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    He is an architect specializing in making houses for people who are 4 ft tall
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    He buys lysol wipes, squeezes out the lysol liquid, repackages it and sells it for a discount. Also dries the wipes and re-sells them as paper towels.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He’s a reporter most known for his lead story in which He rolls around naked in leaf piles around his neighborhood to see how fast the response time is of the local police.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    She runs a calling service for very non emergencies. You can call her with anything mundane you need to talk about. Just call 119 and ask for Marsha. Please keep your voice even and non emotional. The more boring, the better. She charges extra for any excitement or inflections in your words.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He trains your cat to poop in the toilet instead of a litter box. He teaches them by example.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Will sniff your dogs butt before you go to the park to insure it is acceptable for your neighbors pets.
  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
    Choreographer!
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Beauty Queen
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She works at the gym as a fitness motivator. She wears a tiny bikini and prances around seductively in front of all the fat dudes on treadmills saying “if you catch me you get to squeeze a cheek”
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited October 2019
    She runs the CAT scales for truck drivers. Also extorts these drivers for donuts, pizza, coffee, wine, and hearing how pretty she is. All truck drivers along I-80 know theyd better carry a supply of each if they want to make weight.
  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
    Actor!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Professional gambler . 😆
  • BenitoAMussolini
    BenitoAMussolini Posts: 18 Member
    time traveler
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Irish Potato farmer maybe?
  • Josh_2099
    Josh_2099 Posts: 2,073 Member
    Cat Herder
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He wraps sausages. Mostly at the meat market but sometimes in the back alley of the Chinese restaurant on E. 23rd.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    owner of many pizzerias and donut shops and is now opening a health club in the same area!
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Makes a living as a realtor for toads.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    They are a Assistant Forest Ranger and scraps the mold from one side of the tree and off season they go around and collect Bear droppings to keep the old if a bear shiits in the woods question going!
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    edited October 2019
    He runs a very successful empanada stand in Little Havana Miami. Mention MFP and get one FREE empanada when you purchase 3 empanadas. *offer excludes all dessert empanadas
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited October 2019
    Inspects and critiques bird nests, including location, building materials, stability, weather proofing, comfort, accessability, style. Writes code violations to owner of property if they dont meet his standards.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Mime artist
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    Ant nest bouncer.
    When she finds out there are to many ants in the nest....they get refused entry.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ventriloquist dummy :D
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Ventriloquist
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    She worked a kissing booth in the local carnival. It was the most profitable year for the festival sponsors by far.
  • avalonblues
    avalonblues Posts: 558 Member
    Works in Insurance

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