We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I wanted to adopt a baby girl from Vietnam but his heart was set on South Korea0
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was always daydreaming and not paying attention to me0
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She told me she could never date a man who sat down to pee. She then left the bathroom and my life forever0
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PruneJuice2point0 wrote: ยปBugs, dogs... just too much going on in that bed
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She hated the Young and the Restless0
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She was always too restless in bed.
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She had trained her parrot to attack me and would use it when we were having an argument0
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Called @liftorgohome a she. I just thought it was too disrespectful for my taste.0
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He was always distracted, and looking away0
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She has a coaster fetish.0
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The doctors found him. He had to go back to his rubber room.0
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She wouldn't visit me in my rubber room, which was inside a blow up castle.0
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He had a long line of visitors at the blow up castle; I could never go see him0
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She wouldn't let me in the bouncy castle0
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He kept referring to my bedroom as the bouncy castle ๐0
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I suggested that she have the operation to move her breasts on her back because it's better for dancing she refused and called me selfish and left to find someone normal!0
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Well.. she likes to jump on bed like it's a bouncy castle0
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he refused to acknowledge that I lived there he always said i was sneaking in!0
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He was eating me out of house and home0
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He never took me out to eat0
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All she wanted to do was eat, she cost me a fortune.0
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He referred to my body as a human bouncy castle0
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He only wanted a side piece and had 3 others already.0
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She had her eye on someone else0
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I tried giving her the googly eyes from across the bar but she thought i was looking at someone else ๐0
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We didn't.. he's still tied up in the basement.. did I say that out loud? ๐ค๐1
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She would never share! ๐ญ0
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*grabs Theresa and travels to tropical island*0
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