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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was living in the past0
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He claimed he was from the Future0
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She said I reminded her of someone in her past!0
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His wife didn't like me0
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I couldn't find her pouch0
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He wasn't anatomically correct
like a Ken doll
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I've changed.0
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He kept saying he'd changed.. alas, he meant his diaper0
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Ken didn't need diapers. . .0
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He thought he was Ken and ran off with Barbie our neighbour0
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Her hands were not articulated.0
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He said he liked GI Joe..0
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She couldn't take my kung-fu grip0
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He, he.. oh it was awful.. Let's just say it involved a feather duster, 3 frogs and a yard of tulle and ballet flats and it was very very disturbing0
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hummm I thought you liked frogs?0
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Two timing!!!👁️0
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We haven't0
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He refuses to break up with his girl and profess his love for me in public!0
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He's always putting his line out there to see what he can catch; guess I'm not enough for him0
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she was just to cute for me... everyone wanted to steal her away0
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She didnt like my dog0
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heyjude0225 wrote: »She didnt like my dog
so not true!!1 -
I wouldn't shave the salt and pepper beard off0
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whats wrong with salt and pepper....??0
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oh noooo!!!
im sorry that stinks
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whats wrong with salt and pepper....??heyjude0225 wrote: »
@PopRox90 ahh so you approve ))
@heyjude0225 I'd have slit his throatwell maybe thats a bit extreame !
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Her eyes were so mesmerizing, I could never break away and never got anything accomplished0
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