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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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she had a million collars, but no dogs.
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mattig89ch wrote: »she had a million collars, but no dogs.
haaahhaha that made me laugh!! ....i was planning on getting dogs for them tho....1 -
She wanted me to pick up doodoo from a million pooches 😲0
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She wouldn't pick up after the dogs, and I was always stepping in their doodoo.
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Cause she always made me pick up all the dog doo doo0
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She refused to wipe her feet before coming into the house0
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She wanted me to wipe her clean after every outing0
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He was always offering to clean strangers with Wet Wipes.0
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Strangers were accepting her offers to clean them with Wet Wipes, and it made me jealous.0
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His jealousy did us in
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Didn't. 😉1
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He winked so much his right eye got droopy0
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He didn't really like minions0
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He only spoke minion... and I could never tell if he was winking, or just blinking at me0
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theresa120 wrote: »He only spoke minion... and I could never tell if he was winking, or just blinking at me
She didn't knew what ba-na-nanana ment0 -
He only wanted me for my stroopwaffels0
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She didn't want to share those waffles0
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He didn't understand that pancakes are better than waffles. It turned into a big, heated argument. Maple syrup was flying all over the place.2
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She accused me of having an emotional affair with my therapist and we had a big fight over that0
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He was always wanting to lay on the couch and tell me how he feels. I could only take so much of listening about his childhood.1
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She neverrr listened to me0
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She had a condition where she would end up spitting in my face every time she spoke. I was spending a lot of money on face wash every month0
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I couldn't understand Australian.0
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She was a beaut sheila , but she had a few roos loose in the top paddock 🥴3
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She only spoke Aussie 🤔0
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she wouldn't let me barrow any of her stylish clothes ever0
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I wanted to wear her chokers all the time, but she didn't let me0
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his buff neck kept breaking my chokers0
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I wasn’t buff enough0
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I couldn't rock the pink color like she did0
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