We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was simply too fabulous for me and deserved better. 😉0
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She was too full if it!"It" being Sweetness and Joy
Made me feel inadequate and grumpy ☹️1 -
Rooted for the wrong team.
Take that however which you want lol0 -
When she said she was a "Valley Girl" I didn't realize she meant Death Valley1
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »When she said she was a "Valley Girl" I didn't realize she meant Death Valley
It's because of the homemade coffin in my yard isn't it?0 -
That and the fact that you wanted me to sleep in the coffin with you 😲0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »That and the fact that you wanted me to sleep in the coffin with you 😲
It's cozy!0 -
She'd never come out in the daylight with me and enjoy the Sun. 🦇0
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no brainer for me, She Had terrible taste in lipstick...
it always bled0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »no brainer for me, She Had terrible taste in lipstick...
it always bled
Oh man I'm dying lmao
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She was always kissing the dog and never kissed me!0
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She ate all my popcorn0
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What's mine is mine and what's hers is mine...she just didn't get that!0
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She wouldn't share, always greedy0
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He was a taker, not a giver0
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She never gave it up.0
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He wanted me to give up all my money to him
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Busted her French kissing other dude.. 🤯0
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She only spoke in clichés. It was just a matter of time.
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She only texted using emojis. I didn't understand what she was trying to say.1
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Couldn't understand Australian
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She was s few stubbies short of a 6 pack.0
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Essenzookzee wrote: »She was s few stubbies short of a 6 pack.
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She had a few roos loose in the top paddock1 -
She always spoke Aussie and I never knew what she was talking about0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: » ..
She had a few roos loose in the top paddock
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She always spoke Aussie and I never knew what she was talking about
Cricket, Sheila kept losing her bloody Aussie dictionary.
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She kept calling me Sheila! That's not my name! WHO IS SHEILA?0
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Shirley you can't be serious0
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She kept trying to call me! Txt only please lol0
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