We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He left me stranded on an island0
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Had been on an island too long. She kinda stunk.0
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He never made eye contact. It felt like I was always talking to the side of his face. It was a nice face and all, but I needed eye contact1
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She always made me sleep on the couch
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She ate crackers in bed .. 0
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She said she only dated guys who didn’t have brothers because it was too much temptation0
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He didn’t like that i ate hot wings in bed0
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She came to meet me on our first date covered in hickeys
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He cancelled our first date cause he was “sick” but took another girl out instead 0
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Right after our date, she sent me a link to download the Grindr app0
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Because he hid that he was a porn star0
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She said she was considering breas1 reduction surgery to ease her back pain. How selfish!0
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He only wanted me for my b00bs0
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I couldn’t complete with the men in her basement0
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She said she went to MIT but i found out she just took a dancing class there one summer0
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Didn't respect the mathematics of interpretive dance0
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She failed to appreciate the beauty of analytical geometry.0
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Always talking about physics and engineering.0
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Always talking about Petri dishes0
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Cooties
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We didn't, i would never leave her (or let her go for that instance ) 1
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He was two timing us. He visited Jo in the basement and then me in the attic0
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I fell sick from exhaustion from climbing up and down stairs, and other things, and so she ran off with Jo.0
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She had multiple personalities0
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She wasn't true to her word. She said we were a couple and 'I' didn't have a problem - 'we' had a problem. When I said 'we' had got her sister pregnant, well that all changed.0
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got both my sister's pregnant, my mum and aunt and 2 neighbours 0 -
She was a terrible babysitter.0
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He liked to dress as a baby and ask that I babysit him. It got tiring putting him the stroller and we got funny looks when he asked me to lift him into the shopping cart0
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She would write love notes on my underpants with a permanent marker0
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I caught him stealing my clean underpants.0
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