We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He liked to dress as a baby and ask that I babysit him. It got tiring putting him the stroller and we got funny looks when he asked me to lift him into the shopping cart
She didn't want to role play with me anymore. Said it was too immature. I was just trying to spruce up our sex life dear.0 -
Our ideas of sprucing up our sex life differed greatly0
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She wanted me to propose to her while we were skydiving. But in all that craziness, i ended up putting the ring on her tandem instructor’s finger.0
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He was a terrible aim. Always had an excuse as to why he couldn't hit the right spot0
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She expecting really tight groupings from the outset. You gotta help us improve.
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He was always so technical and never spontaneous1
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She always screamed in pain while peeing. It was a pain sleeping at her place0
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She never shared her frosted flakes knowing they were my favorite0
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She would always lick the cream out of the oreo's and put them back in the pantry0
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Because i ate ALL the Oreos and never shared em1
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She was really into PDA. One time even the construction workers asked us to ‘cool it’0
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He kept hiding the damn Oreos from me 🤬0
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They were limited edition MINT icing! She found them every time! 😫😤0
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He got the mint ones instead of regular once.... 😑0
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Sheesh, I had one of his biscuits and he went nuts, trashed the place
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She didn’t grab me a biscuit0
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I took all the biscuits0
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She called a cookie a biscuit and I just had to leave ☹0
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He made fun of my accent 1
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Loved her accent, but she knew I prefer scones0
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he didn’t eat his biscuits with gravy0
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He wouldn't share his scones either
Man, I'm slow today.
Ewww she ate biscuits with gravy.0 -
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She insulted my southern heritage 😯0
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Minion_training_program wrote: »
Stop it!!! Biscuits and gravy?? No!?? Omg it’s rhe best ever1 -
never heard of...0
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We didn't breakup.. he liked his biscuits dunked in tea like me.1
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Minion_training_program wrote: »never heard of...
Yep popular breakfast dish here biscuits and usually sausage gravy ugh my mouth is watering ..0 -
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