Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    Song writer, mainly Blues music
  • jillcarslake
    jillcarslake Posts: 977 Member
    Teacher
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She works at her local walmart as "The Loudspeaker Madame". After nine pm on Wednesdays and weekends she gets on the loudspeaker and announces roll back specials in a sultry voice.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Also works at Wal Mart, in the deli. She draws crowds every day at 4 and 8 pm doing a sexy dance while slicing luncheon meats.
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    edited October 2019
    "Mind the step" guy at the local mall escalator......
    he jumps up from behind the flower pot or advertisement board (this depends of the mall) at the end of the escalator and shouts.... MIND YOUR STEP

    people start complaining because he was still wearing his "crow" outfit like on the profile pic.....one guy almost had a seizure.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Masseuse
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    make up artist
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Hollywood Actress
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Hollywoods greatest gaffer. If you need it gaffed, shes your gaffer. No one, and I mean NO ONE gaffs like she does.
  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
    Metal Singer!👨‍🎤
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She spit shines your cell phone screen for half a dollar
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Runs her own public television show dedicated to meat tenderization. Number one in her time slot. Yes, she wears skimpy clothes and slaps the beef a lot, but there's some really good tips on there.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I can't say.. he's undercover😎
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She’s gives haircuts to people on death row.
  • DiscipleOfChrist29
    DiscipleOfChrist29 Posts: 84 Member
    Arborist or Tree Surgeon
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    philanthropist
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    She writes the disclaimers for drug commercials. She likes to see how many side effects she can get in and sometimes she adds weird ones for her own amusement. Her latest, in very small print in the middle of a very large paragraph, included : how it may cause heart explosions, bubbling diarrhea, and eye displacements, and should only be taken with exactly 27 grams of smooth peanut butter eaten from the heel of an old shoe.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    They select reality show contestants for well Reality shows!
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Makes pleasure toys for your pet
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He is a performance art teacher specializing in the body art of self exposure. His students usually come from his Group Therapy.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Nose blower! She accompanies sick kids to their school and makes sure their nose is clean so they can study without distraction
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He does the same but is known as the “cheek swiper”....keeping little dupas streak and stink free since ‘98.
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,018 Member
    Obituary writer for mice they feed snakes at the pet store.
  • Josh_2099
    Josh_2099 Posts: 2,073 Member
    Dance Instructor
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Food critic
  • LivyMarie93
    LivyMarie93 Posts: 134 Member
    Time travel machine saleswoman
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Works at the Hobby Lobby. Not because she loves the job, but because she is a fierce quilter. This allows her to keep an eye on the other quilters.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Serial something or other, I haven't been able to figure out what! 😋
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She works at a laundromat. She gets to sit on the washing machines and talk to the customers to entertain them.
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    She was working at a calendar factory, got the sack because she took a few days off....

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