We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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theresa120 wrote: »He left me for Moaning Myrtle 😂
At least I could make SOMEONE moan 😳🤣1 -
He released the Basilisk from his Chamber of Secrets. I was petrified.
Ps. I can play this game all day 😂1 -
She leveO-SAAed my wand but still didnt get it up 🤣
Challenge accepted0 -
He was too busy kissing Dementors0
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She was always referencing harry potter. Never any other series/sub genre
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He was always green with envy of my friends1
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Never wanted to work out with me. I couldn’t keep up with him0
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She works out all the time0
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I never knew if it was Kim or Mike that I was speaking with. Either he's a Soprano or she's a Bass...who knows 🤷🤦0
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She couldn't get along with my puppies0
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she wouldn't let me play with her puppies1
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He was always talking about playing with his Ex's Puppies... Whatever that's supposed to mean! 😧😕1
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she would go out with just body paint on...she believed it covered just as much as regular clothes
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She wanted an exclusive relationship - with someone else.0
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He was always asking strangers for their A/S/L.0
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she had pink eye and passed it on to my pug0
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She had an itch she couldn't scratch0
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she wanted me to write a romantic poem about her feet. It was weird0
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He burnt down my sheShed 😒0
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He binge watched ‘Dateline’ over and over.0
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I just said i preferred the right one more than the left and she flipped out
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I wanted the coffee mug on the right. It was the pretty pink one. Why'd he have to take it all the time?! 0
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By the 8th date, she didnt want to hold hands. And by the 15th, she didn’t want to play footsie either. It wasn’t meant to be1
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Hand and foot fetish 🖐️🦶😧0
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She always wanted it both ways.
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He didnt like when I said "My way or the Highway!1
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I wasn't enough.. he had 4 other side pieces.1
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She thought she should be the only side dish0
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Had wayyyy too many side dishes.0
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Wouldn't join me in a Smorgasbord. ☹️0
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