Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Human lazy Susan. Holds your spices while sitting on a sit n spin
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Taste tester for imitation flavors
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Works for Dunkin Donuts placing the correct amount of sprinkles on each donut!
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Philosopher in search of the optimal sprinkle quantity.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Everytime it rains he runs around to catch as much as he can to measure it and email the news station how much he measured!
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    Everytime it rains he runs around to catch as much as he can to measure it and email the news station how much he measured!

    I actually have a live feed now.

    Pocket boston creme pie delivery. Dresses up as a minuteman, patriotic colors of course and 'hikes' the Hostess-like Boston Creme Pies where ever they are needed. Many a person finds themselves salivating at the site of his rear end because of this.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Jumps out of cakes.. birthday, wedding, anniversary
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Dominatrix 😉
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Works for a cosmetic company. She’s named all the red lipsticks.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Lulu Lemon spandex model. In such high demand, shes become quite the diva, demanding a bowl of strawberries with all the seeds picked off at every event.
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    shower singer.....

    For a small fee he steps in to the shower with you and sings the song you pick out of the two song portfolio.
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
    Sells propane, and propane accessories
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    takes his clothes off for protein.
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  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
    Probably an astronaut or dog walker. Something in that realm
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Makes sweatshirts for jocks that say “don’t forget to hug your grandma”
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    Makes sweatshirts for jocks that say “don’t forget to hug your grandma”
    😲 that's a great idea 🤔
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    edited October 2019
    Lumberjack, cut down 2739 trees....he knows because he keeps a log.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited October 2019
    Personal sponge bath giver..
    Like if you are too tired to shower.. no problem he'll get you clean in a jiffy :D
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Bilge pump operator
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    Human canonball at te circus....but when you retired, the circus had to close....they couldn't find anyone of your caliber
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Writer with only his ear.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Headmaster at an all girls manners school
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Rapper
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
    Struggling door to door beeper salesman
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Works in a restaurant. His job is to stand in the bathroom and knock on all the stall doors asking “number one or number two?”
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Donut baker, only donuts with no hole in the middle.
  • wanna_be_free
    wanna_be_free Posts: 210 Member
    cruise ship entertainment
  • jasontexas10
    jasontexas10 Posts: 42 Member
    Hair Stylist
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Brazilian wax specialist

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