Do not eat avocado toast

RevGym2
RevGym2 Posts: 252 Member
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Do not jump on this fad. It is not nutritious. Instead, a tablespoon of wheat germ in your water will do the trick.

I’m happy I can provide this useful formation so that you can live a full life.

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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    Are avocados more nutritious that way as well?

    Yes, but don't stop at one. Father Nutrition says "Fill 'er up!"
  • mi_nina_lola
    mi_nina_lola Posts: 767 Member
    thank you all for providing some much needed humor this morning. i really needed this <3
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    Are avocados more nutritious that way as well?

    Everything is if you try hard enough.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Hip_to_be_square wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    I raise you one and will try avocado toast as a suppository. What else ya got?

    Remove the pit first or just go all 'whole food' on it?
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    Hip_to_be_square wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    I raise you one and will try avocado toast as a suppository. What else ya got?

    Remove the pit first or just go all 'whole food' on it?

    Keep the pit. It'll eventually grow into a new avocado. Viola, saves you a bundle.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Hip_to_be_square wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    I raise you one and will try avocado toast as a suppository. What else ya got?

    Remove the pit first or just go all 'whole food' on it?

    Keep the pit. It'll eventually grow into a new avocado. Viola, saves you a bundle.

    You missed a golden opportunity to say ‘saves you a buttload’

    (ಠ_ಠ) ah *kitten*.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

    😋
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

    😋

    Doctors will be jealous of our avocado money saving system.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    How about giblets?
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    Are avocados more nutritious that way as well?

    Only if inserted whole.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

    😋

    My mother used to tell stories of her times working ER and the things people inserted. Surprisingly common. I know you know
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

    😋

    My mother used to tell stories of her times working ER and the things people inserted. Surprisingly common. I know you know

    My buddy was a paramedic for a while and he had some stories, too
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    I'm pleased with the direction this thread has taken.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

    😋

    My mother used to tell stories of her times working ER and the things people inserted. Surprisingly common. I know you know

    Yep. Mom was a nurse for 30 years.
  • LyndaBSS
    LyndaBSS Posts: 6,964 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    Try using avocados as a suppository. I guarantee it will change your life. 👍
  • RevGym2
    RevGym2 Posts: 252 Member
    I’m disappointed that everyone has turned in my nutritional advise into a means of inserting improper humor. Having items removed from your rectal cavity is a serious matter and should not be joked about

  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    I’m disappointed that everyone has turned in my nutritional advise into a means of inserting improper humor. Having items removed from your rectal cavity is a serious matter and should not be joked about

    Did you realize this when they removed that stick? 😉
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

    😋

    My mother used to tell stories of her times working ER and the things people inserted. Surprisingly common. I know you know

    I have stories for days. You make this *kitten* up. Lol

  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    edited October 2019
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    I’m disappointed that everyone has turned in my nutritional advise into a means of inserting improper humor. Having items removed from your rectal cavity is a serious matter and should not be joked about

    It can be a serious matter when the patient has to be taken to the OR to have the item removed.

    But, when there is a cell phone in there that vibrates, one can’t help but find humor in that.....



  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    I’m disappointed that everyone has turned in my nutritional advise into a means of inserting improper humor. Having items removed from your rectal cavity is a serious matter and should not be joked about

    Rectum ??



    Damn Near Killed 'Em !!!
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
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    Please forgive me @RevGym2

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