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Cowboy, Doggy or Missionary?

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  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    So, I'm considering a lifestyle change and cant decide whether to become a cowboy, a Missionary or just get a doggy? What do you prefer? (Made you look)

    LMFAO!!

    I vote doggy!
    :laugh:
    :wink:
  • dragonflydi
    dragonflydi Posts: 665 Member
    I've always been partial to cowboys. But I like doggys too. Not a big fan of missionaries...they are so -well- boring. Know what I'm sayin'? :wink:

    Amen! :)
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    Think I vote cowboy, as a biker, I'm always up for a ride.
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  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    I would say in this economy, you should take any position that is offered. :tongue:
  • firefightinflip
    firefightinflip Posts: 215
    I think you should become a reverse cowgirl!
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    now hiring all positions...
  • VeganGal84
    VeganGal84 Posts: 938 Member
    Get a doggy.
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    Think I vote cowboy, as a biker, I'm always up for a ride.

    Well hello there new friend!
    :wink:
  • VegGrrl
    VegGrrl Posts: 336 Member
    So, I'm considering a lifestyle change and cant decide whether to become a cowboy, a Missionary or just get a doggy? What do you prefer? (Made you look)


    Stay just as you are, but bend over to facilitate spanking!!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I can think of 69 other things one could be too.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Great bum steer Mike!

    I guess any of those with a powerful Chopper thrumming between your legs
  • Dylanzmom
    Dylanzmom Posts: 120
    Omg love it!!!!
  • suzieb1971
    suzieb1971 Posts: 312 Member
    lol yeah, you totally made me look. i was like ''what kind of weird game has someone come up with now???'' and yeah, i totally wanted to play :laugh:
  • Mios3
    Mios3 Posts: 530 Member
    Oh boy.... How about you pull a Reservse Cowboy(girl) and move out East to start a new life as a Missionary Doggy trainer. :P

    I think you had a typo.... It should say

    Move down "South" before starting a new life as a Missionary Doggy trainer
  • Missevanston
    Missevanston Posts: 361 Member
    Soooo Guilty! I had to look! HA HA HA.....GOOD ONE!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • proctorgirl07
    proctorgirl07 Posts: 68 Member
    LMAO!!! I know it couldnt be to dirty!!!:sad:
  • Penguinita
    Penguinita Posts: 159 Member
    Lmao this was a nice surprise
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I think you should become a reverse cowgirl!


    agreed! Wouldnt that be somthin!
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    Doggy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woof.
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    Think I vote cowboy, as a biker, I'm always up for a ride.

    ba dum chi!!!
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    You have GOT to be kidding me. This post has nothing to do with sex. I thought this was some sort of poll or something. This is almost as disappointing as the time I misread "Fighting the Hunger Monster' as 'Fisting the Hunger Monster'.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    The sky is the limit! All of the above?:bigsmile:
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    :noway:
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    now hiring all positions...

    Best answer yet!
  • lynnie07
    lynnie07 Posts: 52
    The cowboy and the missionary are in dire need of a doggy! :blushing:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    The cowboy and the missionary are in dire need of a doggy! :blushing:

    I will be happy to bring a doggy. :smile:
  • jazzkat68
    jazzkat68 Posts: 101 Member
    LOL!!
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    Hucklebuck, alabama crab dangler, and the portuguese breakfast.
  • skinnny1day
    skinnny1day Posts: 50
    I was so ready to respond with "doggy" lol
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