Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Cleans escalators in airports by riding on them and having a clorox wipe in each hand!
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Performs body waxes. His methods are unorthodox but the results are astounding. If you can get past the fact that he rubs his feet all over the target area/s to remove the hair, you WILL be 100 percent, money back guarantee, satisfied.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    Writes comedy skits for Donald Trump.
  • itskase
    itskase Posts: 49 Member
    Trucker
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    itskase wrote: »
    Trucker

    I can dig it! Out on the open road just me my dog, some good tunes and the open highway.

    Maybe I'd get lucky and you'd be my waitress at a local diner down on route 66 who's ready to blow that one horse town. :smiley:
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    edited October 2019
    Works at Seaworld training the dolphins I know this because I saw her Him last Sunday!

    Quick edit because my buddy DW saw a pretty face and no one can beat him to the post when it comes to a pretty face!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    He's a purple nurple tester. :lol:
  • Josh_2099
    Josh_2099 Posts: 2,073 Member
    Grillmaster
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Compassmaker
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Grifter
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Highwayman.
  • itskase
    itskase Posts: 49 Member
    halloween horror nights actor
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Elvira
  • Josh_2099
    Josh_2099 Posts: 2,073 Member
    Magician
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Statistician
  • Josh_2099
    Josh_2099 Posts: 2,073 Member
    Electrician
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    Pirate psychologist.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Will follow you around making sure your clothing is dander, lint, and hair free. Gotta stay sharp!
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He wears a badge he made out of tin foil and cardboard and stands in front of the ten items or less checkout line counting your items. If you have more than ten items he will make a “wooooooooo-wooooooooo” siren noise, grab the extra items, stuff them in his pants and run.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Re-enacts each and every episode of the Ellen Show for her public access tv show. On today's show, she is interviewing Tom Cruise (barney the mailman standing in)

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