We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Essenzookzee
    Essenzookzee Posts: 3,002 Member
    She wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike Bar.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    They wouldn't give me the bar, once I did the thing.
  • itskase
    itskase Posts: 49 Member
    they wouldnt stop chatting with other gamer girls online
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    I found out what kind of games she played online! :D
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    We had a heated battle during a round of musical chairs
  • itskase
    itskase Posts: 49 Member
    she was team jacob
  • AyeRon18
    AyeRon18 Posts: 127 Member
    All she ever talked about was Twilight.
  • itskase
    itskase Posts: 49 Member
    he wouldnt shave off his chinstrap ):
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    I told her I love Seward and she thought i meant the c word
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    He was always going off on his own hikes. I wanted to hike too! :p
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I don't know. I just told him to take a hike and he never came back.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I heard her ex SO disappeared under suspicious circumstances, I wasn't gunna risk it.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She asked too many questions regarding my ex.. "What's this big hole you're digging in the back yard... What's in that garbage bag... Did the garbage bag just move..."
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She had an awful lot of ex's disappear... When she said blood and bone was her secret to a flourishing garden I high tailed it out of there
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She had no appreciation for my love of gardening. Yet she was always wanting to pick my roses!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She drooled every time I pricked my finger and it bled.. scared me
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She wouldn't do that thing I liked with her tounge
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    He referred to most daily objects as “that thing”. He was always blanking on names.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited October 2019
    Because I smelled like whatever the Rock was cooking, yum!😂
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,784 Member
    Because brats don't cut the mustard.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    Caught him eating a hot dog with ketchup
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,784 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Caught him eating a hot dog with ketchup

    I think that is a crime in Chicagoland.

    He refused to let dark blue into his world.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    He stole my Buster Bluth bobblehead
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,784 Member
    He didn't appreciate the Tobias Fünke blued plush doll I left in place of the Buster Bobblehead, that was broken. It was missing a hand.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    He was what I call a ‘Reverse Streaker’. He would go fully dressed into a nude beach in order to shock or amuse others.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    His sense of humor didn't match mine. I thought that was hilarious.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He stopped using beard conditioner!
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    He wanted to go naked sky diving and wanted me to film the whole thing eww!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited October 2019
    Because he wanted me to watch while he recorded
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,784 Member
    Safe communication breakdown

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