We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She wanted me to wrap around her like a coiled snake every time she came home. I was a busy guy.0
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He spoke german to me all the time, even after i said Meine Deutsch is nicht so gut0
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Claimed I was always speaking German - I'm Pennsylvania Dutch!0
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He wouldn't move for love.. he was afraid of the snapping handbags here 🐊😁1
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she wouldn’t let me rename the restroom as “The Whizz Palace”.0
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he always turned his back to me0
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She refused to shave my back. She said it was like trying to reach a wild Amazonian forest buried under a thick cloud of axe spray.0
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We clashed over climate change. I'm expecting a new ice age, and she's touting global warming.0
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Her toenails were too strong for regular clippers1
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He didn’t like that i played video games all day0
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She played video games all day and ran up the electric bill.0
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She wanted to rough it, no electricity.. I was out of there fast0
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She didn't like it rough0
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Minion_training_program wrote: »She didn't like it rough
He didn't like it rough either. I'm sorry I switched your toilet roll with sandpaper.. please forgive me
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She always complained that her butt was sore. Come one suck it up woman.0
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He would not rub my butt when it was sore🤣🤣0
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She would never rub my butt to help me sleep at night.0
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He farts when I rub his butt1
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She didn't like me crop dusting her.0
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His farts turn to sharts...0
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