We broke up because...

terrordawg · November 2019

He gave his dog more attention than me! Can’t really blame him 🐶🥰

liftorgohome · November 2019

She had dog breath all the time. Smelled like other dogs too.

terrordawg · November 2019

He disappeared on me for over a week! Didn’t even leave a note! 😊

bigjuicy1234 · November 2019

To scared to cross the border

PopRox90 · November 2019

he bought the wrong flavor of ring pops..

s131951 · November 2019

She didn't like New Order.

TheMrWobbly · November 2019

Thought every day was a blue monday

slimgirljo15 · November 2019

Idk why,.. come back, I can't live without you, life is meaningless

s131951 · November 2019

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Idk why,.. come back, I can't live without you, life is meaningless

That love triangle thing. Just bizarre

Essenzookzee · November 2019

Football football football

happimess01 · November 2019

She would predial 911 on her phone every time we were about to get naughty

PopRox90 · November 2019

he picked another girl

happimess01 · November 2019

She knew i was scared of clowns but she still got 2 clowns tattooed on herself

bigjuicy1234 · November 2019

He cried when he seen Ronald McDonald

Beka3695 · November 2019

He was robbed by the hamburglar... and couldn’t admit he was roughed up by a guy with a burger for a head.

TheMrWobbly · November 2019

Pretty sure she was feeding me 'special' brownies after I thought I had been beaten up by a guy with a hamburger for a head!

slimgirljo15 · November 2019

Nuttier than a snickers

Minion_training_program · November 2019

She couldn't stand me winning arm wrestling her, so she moved on to someone she could actually defeat

slimgirljo15 · November 2019

Also nuts.. crazy, paranoid delusional 🤯
Cried when he was beat at arm wrestling by a girl

Minion_training_program · November 2019

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Also nuts.. crazy, paranoid delusional 🤯
Was making victory dance when he beat me in arm wrestling, so that was all the time

FIFY

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