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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited November 2019
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    Also nuts.. crazy, paranoid delusional 🤯
    She laughed at me when I lost at arm wrestling to her



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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Also nuts.. crazy, paranoid delusional 🤯
    She laughed at me when I lost at arm wrestling to her



    FIFY @Minion_training_program

    Now you altered it

    Originally it was:
    Also nuts.. crazy, paranoid delusional 🤯
    She applauded at me when I won at arm wrestling to her
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    He paused for a whole 5 seconds when i said the L word
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    He said the L word one too many times to me! No one likes being called "loser." :(
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    She wanted to pop my zits Live on YouTube for more views. She was so weird.
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,375 Member
    edited November 2019
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    She thought I had a zit, but that was a mole, and it hurt like #3|| when she kept trying top pop it.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Whingerrrr.. .. all he did was complain
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    It wasn't ok when i complained, but when she did...jeez
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    He kept leaving the toilet seat up. Midnight splash downs got old really fast!
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    He secretly didn't like bacon.... would feed it to the dog under the table.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He kept eating all the bacon.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    Found out he sold clean urine to those on probation
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Knarked me out to the PO's for selling clean urine to parole's.
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    Found out he followed the training schedule of boxer Juan Manuel Marquez and drank his own urine.
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    He could not remember the 5 D's - Dodge, duck, dip, dive and …. Dodge.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She kept throwing wrenches at my head.
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    edited November 2019
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    He was a member of Globo gym and thought he was better than me...
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  • Essenzookzee
    Essenzookzee Posts: 3,002 Member
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    She keeps short sheeting the bed

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