Your favorite restaurant features a new server that is made of leeks. What do you do?

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s131951
s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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Smell for freshness?
Leave and head for McD's?
Profess that you are O. Van Zweibelkopf and laugh at them?
Ask them to hold a few potatoes in the shower and order the run-off?
Play Dr. Mario?
x?

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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    That's a tough call. You don't want to dehumanize the leek server, but at the same time, you want to be able to taste more than leeks.

    I think the solution to every problem, including this one, is pizza
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    I'd probably just enjoy my meal--but I'd probably not order the soup.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    I’d call the Police.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I’d call the Police.

    Or the FBI
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I’d call the Police.

    Or the FBI

    Special agent S. Kally Ung
  • LyndaBSS
    LyndaBSS Posts: 6,964 Member
    edited November 2019
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    Cut off his bottom and stir fry his tender parts.

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