We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't clean my underwear on laundry days.
  • KimO7471
    KimO7471 Posts: 957 Member
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    His underwear had skid marks
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Her pants had skid marks, I told her to stop going commando.
  • KimO7471
    KimO7471 Posts: 957 Member
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    He was always looking at girls pants for.skid marks
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She was always smelling my boxers, said it got her excited.
  • KimO7471
    KimO7471 Posts: 957 Member
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    He always wanted me to smell his feet and pick out the toe jam
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she put relish on her toast
  • KimO7471
    KimO7471 Posts: 957 Member
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    His shirt looks.like.relish
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She was always picking the fuzz out of her belly button, even in church.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    He spontaneously combusted in church 🤷‍♀️
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,531 Member
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    She came after me with a flame thrower and then claimed natural causes
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He kept claiming the number of the devil was 444 not 666 and I couldn't take it anymore.
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
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    He kept going commando at the gym too on leg day
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She kept doing squat thrusts in the free weight section of the gym and all the guys starting dropping the weights on each other. She always had to be the center of attraction and I couldn't take it anymore.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    He spent too much time out in his garage... running his all-men jazzercise club..

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    He also looked better in spandex than me 😭
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She wouldn't let me shave
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,531 Member
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    Just didn't get Movember!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I didn't mind the Moe, but the mullet was just too much.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    I left the room after i had her cuffed
    Totally forgot about her and came back 3 day's later, she was kinda mad about
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Never forgave me for leaving him tied to the swing..

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