We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    He said he wanted to help me in my weight loss journey but then placed a mini fridge full of goodies next to my bed
  • determinedella89
    determinedella89 Posts: 223 Member
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    They forced me to hide the fridge so they couldn't eat the goodies their ex teased them with..... I hid it.... But ate the contents... It didn't end well
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    Stole my secret snickers stash
  • determinedella89
    determinedella89 Posts: 223 Member
    edited November 2019
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    bigjuicy1234 wrote: »
    Stole my secret snickers stash

    You told me in your sleep I could have them though :innocent:
    you used to sleep walk down the street... I never slept because you refused to be restrained :lol:

    Can't believe this post I did is still going after 4+ years :tongue:
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    She always wanted to tie me to the bed. Said it was because sleep walking but i knew better
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    He referred to himself as taint
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    She played new-fangled video games. She wouldn't let me get my retro fix.
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    He was always an hour behind
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    He started growing hair in unexpected places
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    His palms were hairy
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,846 Member
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    He spent all his money on Hello Kitty toys. He wouldn't even let me play with them. He said they were "collector items."
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    She wouldn't play with my "collectors item"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Caught in the hot tub with the neighbour
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Got water everywhere on my bathroom floor
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,846 Member
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    He ate all his meals in the bathroom. Even in restaurants.
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Her cooking was so bad I only ate in restaurants
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Was always bringing me home Big Macs
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    She said water aerobics is a workout for senior citizens and i should choose a more manly form of exercise

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