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  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    He stopped walking shirtless around the house

    Kept all the mess to themselves.......
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    Like to be messy everything I could not cope.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    She had a thing for short Japanese businessmen and had their posters all over our bedroom wall
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
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    He told me I was too short and too smiley.. 🤷‍♀️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    We did ? :( first I knew
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    She wanted me to compliment one of her body parts every day. Monday was knees and i blanked out
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    My knees didnt fit the bill :(
  • 2Legit2QuitTx
    2Legit2QuitTx Posts: 322 Member
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    She kept asking me about her knees..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He would never say that I was the Bees Knees 🐝
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    edited December 2019
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    Her knees were simply too fabulous.
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,262 Member
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    She decided to get a knee augmentation even after I specifically told her I didn't like fake knees. :wink:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He said he didn't like fake..so when he found out that only 25% of me was real he dropped my fake butt like a hot rock :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Her butt got disfigured after it was dropped too hard 😬
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
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    I can't tell. It is still to hard for me, to talk about :disappointed:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He gave that same answer Every time I asked him what was wrong. 😟
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    Our first date was her showing me the shop where she got her first training bra :D
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
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    He kept insisting he could take my bra off with one hand and couldn’t and ruined every bra i had 🤣🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Spent all my money at Victoria's Secret. Kept saying her bras got destroyed.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    Didn’t believe me when I said my bras were destroyed until the wire popped my left boob.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    She had a thing for short Japanese businessmen and had their posters all over our bedroom wall

    You know you liked it. I don’t know why you’re complaining about it now 🙄 you’re favorite was Mr Miyagi

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