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mommabear4315 wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »She had a thing for short Japanese businessmen and had their posters all over our bedroom wall
You know you liked it. I don’t know why you’re complaining about it now 🙄 you’re favorite was Mr Miyagi
She was so out of my league that people start asking us, "Why are you with him?", instead of "How did you two meet"?0 -
It’s a doggie dog world and he had dog allergies. 🤷🏾♀️0
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She had more facial hair then me0
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Made me shave my beard and leave my job at the Carnival0
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She adopted a bunch of monkeys and tried to start a circus while I was on a business trip. 😬1
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She kept telling people she “wears the pants” .. in front of me... at BBQ’s. How can I stay with someone like that?0
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He was so Insecure of walking around in his birthday suit that I couldn’t handle it so I had to leave seeee yaaa0
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Just couldn’t bear it.0
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Ditto. No double thoughts about it.0
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Never stopped to think twice - had to move areas after the 'air hose - poodle' incident0
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TheMrWobbly wrote: »Never stopped to think twice - had to move areas after the 'air hose - poodle' incident
You promised that wouldn’t be made public! We parted ways because they couldn’t keep a secret.0 -
She kept everything a secret... Where we were suppose to meet for our dates, if she moved my car keys, when she changed her phone number... I just didn't know what else to do. 🤷♀️0
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She went fishing without me.0
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He was hooked on someone else.2
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I told her she was hotter than a junkie’s spoon and she ran away crying0
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He hung out with junkies and my spoons kept turning up missing. 😧0
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She was constantly counting the silverware0
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The silverware she bought me turned out to be nickle plated lead. 😧0
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