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"Gifting" extra weight

neugebauer52
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Since "the season to be jolly" is upon us, I am wondering: IF I am with MFP for 621 days and IF I have recorded faithfully all food and beverages ingested, swallowed and absorbed, and IF I was a good boy and walked and did basic exercise every second day or so and recorded that as well, and IF I would step onto the highly sophisticated electronic gym scale today, this morning, and IF this scale would tell me hat over the last 621 days I have lost 48.3 kg - 106 pounds - 7.6 stones, and IF this would be all true, then PLEASE!!! Can anyone tell me whom I "gifted" all that weight to? ANYONE ? Anyone, who opened their post box this morning and received a neat little parcel of fat and whatever - else? Please tell me - what happened to that weight lost? Whom is it hanging out with? Has anyone seen it? The universe must be a funny place...all those massive parcels of unwanted weighty contents just hanging about...
IF - such a small word, but rather powerful I'd say. Merry Christmas to all of you and thank you MFP and all those amazingly supportive members! Now - IF I need to lose another 100 pounds or so, what should I do? Anyone happy to receive a little parcel or two?
IF - such a small word, but rather powerful I'd say. Merry Christmas to all of you and thank you MFP and all those amazingly supportive members! Now - IF I need to lose another 100 pounds or so, what should I do? Anyone happy to receive a little parcel or two?
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Soooooooo thoughtful!!! But, no thank you! But... NICE WORK!0
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Just don't send it my way
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You exhale about 80 percent of your fat weight as CO2 so it would not have gotten far unless it was really windy. Check your house plants and your lawn.15
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I appreciate the thought, but I prefer fat to be given to me wrapped in cookies.8
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I'm 5'8 106 lbs so I'll take 15 lbs please lol12
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I don't like returning gifts but here ya go, you keep it and find another place to donate.
Job well done though and loved your fun post!!
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I left that package out for the porch pirates. Jokes on them!4
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I've got a few people on my list I'd like to gift my weight to. Top of the list is a nasty woman at the supermarket who approached me at the self-checkout and said: 'shouldn't you be shopping in the weight watchers section?'11
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MySlimGoals wrote: »I've got a few people on my list I'd like to gift my weight to. Top of the list is a nasty woman at the supermarket who approached me at the self-checkout and said: 'shouldn't you be shopping in the weight watchers section?'
Rude people $uck!!!0 -
HufflepuffGrl9 wrote: »MySlimGoals wrote: »I've got a few people on my list I'd like to gift my weight to. Top of the list is a nasty woman at the supermarket who approached me at the self-checkout and said: 'shouldn't you be shopping in the weight watchers section?'
Wowwwwwwww 😳😳😳🤬🤬🤬 Sounds like that lady wants to catch hands. Dang. What the heck did you say in response?!
I was speechless! So I just gave her an unimpressed look and finished my self-checkout and left. Should have told her to go shop in the judgy pants isle.5 -
MySlimGoals wrote: »HufflepuffGrl9 wrote: »MySlimGoals wrote: »I've got a few people on my list I'd like to gift my weight to. Top of the list is a nasty woman at the supermarket who approached me at the self-checkout and said: 'shouldn't you be shopping in the weight watchers section?'
Wowwwwwwww 😳😳😳🤬🤬🤬 Sounds like that lady wants to catch hands. Dang. What the heck did you say in response?!
I was speechless! So I just gave her an unimpressed look and finished my self-checkout and left. Should have told her to go shop in the judgy pants isle.
I have had similar things happen to me over the years. I have had a few moments of quit-witted and biting responses but often I just say something about how rude the person was being and moved on. I never just let it go because I am always afraid the person will do it to someone else who has less armor than I do.4
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