Compared to the person above, I am...

MelG7777 · January 2020

Not as bada$$

MelG7777 · January 2020

Somehow I just replied to myself....🤣 I’d like to blame mfp but that would be a lie.

dallsop417 · January 2020

Not as attractive

nitalieben · January 2020

Less pale, surprisingly

happimess01 · January 2020

much more hairy

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2020

Absent a hairy back 😬

bigjuicy1234 · January 2020

Not married

nitalieben · January 2020

Have a less seductive smile

nitalieben · January 2020

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

Not looking like I'm up to trouble 😏

I have to respectfully disagree.

Less polished.

bigjuicy1234 · January 2020

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

Not looking like I'm up to trouble 😏

I'm calling BS on this one

Not as beautiful

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2020

Not dressed up and ready for a glam night on the town 👗👠👠

dallsop417 · January 2020

Not in love with a the penguin

bigjuicy1234 · January 2020

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

Big juicy looks pretty good in his dress doesn't he 😂

Not married

Damn right I do😂

A lot taller

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2020

Not as funny to see in a dress 🤪

bigjuicy1234 · January 2020

Not as hot with red lipstick

nitalieben · January 2020

Probably less attractive in a dress

happimess01 · January 2020

More prone to wardrobe malfunctions when wearing a dress

slimgirljo15 · January 2020

Less likely to see the Queen irl

nitalieben · January 2020

Much less likely to even need booby tape

nitalieben · January 2020

Darn lag XD

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