Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....

Putting his mouth under the beer tap

climbing on top of the bar to line dance

Pulled his pants pockets inside out and asking the ladies if the want to kiss the elephant between the ears

Dancing with me on the dance floor.

Asking the woman if this rag smells like chloroform

Passing out free condoms with his number on it

Blowing up the dance floor (but not with explosives).

Passed out at the bar

Engaging people in random competitions

Handing me a towel because I’m not that coordinated 😂