Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....

Being the bartender but not hooking me up.

Looking for his parrot..

Combing his hair in the bathroom

Doing pushups on the dancefloor

Blushing with a slight giggle because some guy is making googly eyes at her from across the bar.

Singing Culture Clubs "Do you really want to hurt me" in Klingon.

miss_zita_2020 wrote: »

Cleaning the wall so no one else sees the number...

Helping me clean the wall and ordering drinks.

Being escorted out of the club for carrying a cutlass