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We broke up because...
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she said she loved me more than burgers...turns out that was a LIE!! </30
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She stole my sandwich0
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He loved food more than me0
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She left me at the table to go "get us some drinks" and never returned. I did find one of her shoes though...0
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Had a tendency to steal my shoes even in public I could not take it anymore.1
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She wanted to be Imelda jr with her shoes collection.. gone broke ..0
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Nope, we didn't.1
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found out was dating my Best Friend 😟0
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He talked to the people he was gaming with more than me.0
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He was always trying to get me to rug race his dog , claimed it was good for my butt!0
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She got married!0
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she turned out to be exactly like Joe from You0
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He found love with a minion1
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She had a foot fetish that grossed me out.0
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I didn’t lift..so I went home lol0
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She never looked straight at me, always to the side1
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He would not rub my feet after my runs0
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She used to bite her toe nails, ewe.0
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liftorgohome wrote: »She used to bite her toe nails, ewe.
OMG, you just made me want to vomit up my lunch0 -
She kept making herself throw up0
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He was always bringing home spoiled food0
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She tried to poison me!0
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He kept flying off in the middle of the night to meet wonder woman in her invisible jet.0
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He didnt like my career choices and wanted me to quit my job as a lactation consultant0
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he kept trying to milk the bull0
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He was full of bulls!t0
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