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We broke up because...
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He kept impersonating Christopher Walken.0
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Didn’t bring me a drink when I rang the bell.0
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Promised me she wouldnt bring home anymore strays ...then the npb showed up😑0
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Always talked about the NBP what or whomever that was 🤯0
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She said I couldn't understand the clear signs she gave me...
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I felt that life with him would somehow lead to an accident1
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she would just never take a chance
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Too much of a risk taker. Always lived life on the edge.0
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4ever420...that’s great line!0
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he turned a little shady, couldnt trust him0
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She didnt believe me when I said spending money in a cocktail bar was a good investment..0
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I was splashing the cash...before she could get a hold of it..0
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Had to get permission to spend a penny and number two was completely out of the question.0
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Would use the restroom as soon as I cleaned it. Was so inconsiderate0
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I never left her any oreos0
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He beat me at bowling, and i am a sore loser0
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He's always sore. I got tired of massaging him.0
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But you were doing such a good job...0
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He thought my job WAS a masseuse. Would come to my office and lay down on my desk.0
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She always want to shower....1
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He always poored me alcoholic drinks, trying to get me drunk1
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So evil 👿I never left her any oreosisalsayourface123 wrote: »He's always sore. I got tired of massaging him.
Would say she was a pleaser ends up only being a taker of all my things0 -
I could only have eye for her and could not look at others, i can't crosseye you know...0
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Minions are just not my thing, they're just too many of them,0
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Wasn’t interested in a ménage à trois0
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I didnt know we were broke up. I have to admit, this hurts. Hangs head low and walks off into the sunset.... Be strong, dont look back.0
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He clearly hadn’t gotten over @happimess010
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You wouldn’t let me eat burritos 😛0
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she thought burritos from taco bell were the best and authentic0
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