We broke up because...
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She worked all the time.0
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Wanted me to quit my job and stay home barefoot & pregnant1
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Wouldn’t put out and get pregnant!0
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He gave me the ultimatum "Put out or GET OUT!!!"
I got out! 😡0 -
She was always making mad emojis on our texts0
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He was always making me mad 😠 🤪0
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I told her to calm down.. that escalated quickly0
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He could never learn what NOT to say to a woman0
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She never knew what to say to me0
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She kept telling me what to say...0
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she gave me too much attention to my bionic arm and ignored the rest of me0
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His arm apparently had "a mind of its own" 😏1
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She kept singing the song “Tin Man”0
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She never let me shower. She said she liked my natural smell. After a month, I couldn't stand to be around myself!0
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Her sneezes were louder than mine. It was emasculating0
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Couldn’t handle Wonder Woman empowerment syndrome we had to split0
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...because a lioness is hard to tame..0
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Because she was always having a lie in ..1
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She cut her head off to keep me from trying to kiss her. So dramatic1
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Was a little bit over dramatic and I couldn’t deal0
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Snored in bed every night0
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Didn’t understand that it’s called purring not snoring. Our differences were just to much for me2
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I died, her dutch ovens were lethal
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I refused to join crossfit0
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She had a super short attention span0
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Always with the short jokes1
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She had a short temper 😉1
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She complained about my not making enough money and hanging around the house so much, so when I took a job that paid more and demanded more attention, she said I wasn't spending enough time with her and took a hike. And now I really miss my old job.1
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His job as an exotic dancer was a deal breaker0
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