We broke up because...

Beka3695

She didn't like that I decided to go grey.

happimess01

she was going grey but still had no interest in 50 shades of grey

missblondi2u

Was looking for a 51st shade apparently

slimgirljo15

His heart belonged to another

liftorgohome

She never wanted to pick up the soap for me.

missblondi2u

I'm allergic, so either me or the dog had to go...and he chose the dog.

s1im62

I took the dog to the shelter because she was allergic, and she was gone when I got back. And I really miss that dog!

slimgirljo15

Called me Rover and made me fetch his slippers each night. That *kitten* got old quick.

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slimgirljo15

banshee925 wrote: »

She insisted on tongues.. I said no tongues woman!!! 😜

Aww, you loved it, you know it 😁😜
She wouldnt move to Australia, something about killer snakes 🐍

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s1im62

She expected me to tolerate either snakes or spiders, but I'm not that tolerant.

slimgirljo15

Objected to the crocs in our backyard..

char2point0

She didn’t like me manhandling the crocs

Beka3695

The crocs were ugly shoes.... not crocodiles. She still wrestled them anyway

PaperDoll_

She took a hole puncher and put holes in all my shoes because she only liked crocs.

FabulousFantasticFifty

After her last relationship she was damaged and decided that she'd destroy my crocodile skin shoes and handbags 😧

Beka3695

She destroyed our bank account buying crocodile bags and shoes

mommabear4315

Was way to frugal for me and used plastic bags from the grocery store as handbags. We have to split ways.

AriesFL

I refuse to pull her finger

mommabear4315

He was not a risk taker little did he know by pulling my finger magic fairy dust will come out like a puff of smoke.

AriesFL

She kept smoking angel dust which made her believe she poofed out fairy dust. Let’s just say we had to throw out the white carpet.

mommabear4315

He couldn’t come to terms that it was him smoking the angel dust and was rubbing chocolate all over the white carpet and saying my fairy dust was the problem 🙄

slimgirljo15

She farted sparkle dust, what can I say that crap was everywhere

FabulousFantasticFifty

She cursed all of the time, lt was like living with a Sailor.

Aquarian

She refused to understand the challenges of me being a superhero by night.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always looked better in Hollywood sunglasses 😎

Minion_training_program

Everytime we took a picture together she zoomed in to only her face

nitalieben

Wouldn't let me have a turn at wearing the ossicones!

Minion_training_program

Tried to rip off my ossicones, but i told her before, they are glued to my head...AUCH!