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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her butt got disfigured after it was dropped too hard 😬
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    I can't tell. It is still to hard for me, to talk about :disappointed:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He gave that same answer Every time I asked him what was wrong. 😟
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Our first date was her showing me the shop where she got her first training bra :D
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    He kept insisting he could take my bra off with one hand and couldn’t and ruined every bra i had 🤣🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Spent all my money at Victoria's Secret. Kept saying her bras got destroyed.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Didn’t believe me when I said my bras were destroyed until the wire popped my left boob.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    She had a thing for short Japanese businessmen and had their posters all over our bedroom wall

    You know you liked it. I don’t know why you’re complaining about it now 🙄 you’re favorite was Mr Miyagi
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    PopRox90 wrote: »
    He kept insisting he could take my bra off with one hand and couldn’t and ruined every bra i had 🤣🤣

    🤣🤣 she told me if i am gonna ruin one expensive bra per date, then she wants a 9 course meal every time.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    mommabear4315 wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    She had a thing for short Japanese businessmen and had their posters all over our bedroom wall

    You know you liked it. I don’t know why you’re complaining about it now 🙄 you’re favorite was Mr Miyagi

    She was so out of my league that people start asking us, "Why are you with him?", instead of "How did you two meet"?
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    It’s a doggie dog world and he had dog allergies. 🤷🏾‍♀️
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She had more facial hair then me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Made me shave my beard and leave my job at the Carnival
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    She adopted a bunch of monkeys and tried to start a circus while I was on a business trip. 😬
  • 2Legit2QuitTx
    2Legit2QuitTx Posts: 322 Member
    She kept telling people she “wears the pants” .. in front of me... at BBQ’s. How can I stay with someone like that?
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    He was so Insecure of walking around in his birthday suit that I couldn’t handle it so I had to leave seeee yaaa
  • Essenzookzee
    Essenzookzee Posts: 3,002 Member
    Just couldn’t bear it.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Ditto. No double thoughts about it.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    Never stopped to think twice - had to move areas after the 'air hose - poodle' incident
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    Never stopped to think twice - had to move areas after the 'air hose - poodle' incident

    You promised that wouldn’t be made public! We parted ways because they couldn’t keep a secret.
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    She kept everything a secret... Where we were suppose to meet for our dates, if she moved my car keys, when she changed her phone number... I just didn't know what else to do. 🤷‍♀️
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    She went fishing without me.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He was hooked on someone else.
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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    I told her she was hotter than a junkie’s spoon and she ran away crying
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He hung out with junkies and my spoons kept turning up missing. 😧
  • Essenzookzee
    Essenzookzee Posts: 3,002 Member
    She was constantly counting the silverware
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    The silverware she bought me turned out to be nickle plated lead. 😧
  • 2Legit2QuitTx
    2Legit2QuitTx Posts: 322 Member
    She kept calling herself a cougar.. and therefore I was her cub.. it just felt wrong
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always calling me Old! 😞😢

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