What's the first thing you do when you wake up?

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  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    Put on eyeglasses. Go to bathroom. Take thyroid med.

    This all happens in a very zombified state. It takes an hour for the thyroid med to work.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Wonder if there is any possible excuse to not get up quite yet.

    Today it was "I unsnoozed my alarm, oops"
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    Get up, put on sweats and slippers, go to the bathroom to pee, come back to Bedroom and drink 500ml water with my morning pills, pop in my hearing aids, and head upstairs to the kitchen for coffee.
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  • mullanphylane
    mullanphylane Posts: 172 Member
    vcek wrote: »
    Pea, make bed, log on to mfp!

    OK, how does one pea? <insert mental image of little green balls cascading into the toilet> 🤣

  • alisonharrison2018
    alisonharrison2018 Posts: 1 Member
    Go pee, walk dogs, feed dogs, get ready for work, breakfast and off
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    check how early it is, scream soundlessly into the void, beg for it all to be a dream this time just once please god this time, get up, shower, dress, lil bit of breakfast, head out the door, make my way downtown walking fast faces pass staring blankly ahead making my way through the crowd
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    I look at my phone first thing and then open my bedroom door to my cats screaming at me and fighting each other. I pee as a cat love bites my shins which is not optimal. Then I go down the stairs and feed. After I and my goblins are fed I get on my phone again until I'm in serious trouble of being late to work. I then peel through the apartment parking lot blasting my music at 5am.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Man, all y'all don't get up at like 3AM to go pee and then go back to sleep?? Clearly, I am doing something wrong. :lol:
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    KosmosKitten wrote: »
    Man, all y'all don't get up at like 3AM to go pee and then go back to sleep?? Clearly, I am doing something wrong. :lol:

    don't have to get up at 3am if you never sleep past 1am to begin with
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  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Three Ps: open my eyes to Pray, get up to Pee, then go back to bed and Procrastinate
  • megemrj
    megemrj Posts: 547 Member
    Roll over and HIT snooze 2 or 3 times or just change the alarm for 5:30 am instead of 4:30
  • Buttermello
    Buttermello Posts: 127 Member
    Groan and wish I could go back to sleep.
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    Get up, like everyone else go to the bathroom, brush teeth get dressed, feed my ducks and geese, feed cats, walk my dogs, feed dogs, feed myself, go to work
  • mtruitt01
    mtruitt01 Posts: 370 Member
    wiggle my toes
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Who am I kidding? I get up at 3 (sometimes), go pee... have three cats pester me for food, promptly ignore them and snuggle under covers and sleep again until around 6ish. Alarm goes off, cats walk all over my boobs, dig and root around under the covers or plaintively mew at me until I finally get up. Then I get "shadowed" until wet food shows up in their bowl. :expressionless:
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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    This morn.. .yelled at dog to shut up ..
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  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    First thing? Pet my cat, who's normally sleeping right next to me. He's a cutie.
  • solarex1
    solarex1 Posts: 408 Member
    Open my eyes
  • gfjazz
    gfjazz Posts: 285 Member
    Feed my dog

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