We broke up because...
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Her body modifications got too extreme for me. I admit the cat ears are cute, but paws and full-body fur are too much.0
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Always calling my Brother a Dame0
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blew our honeymoon budget on her lavish bachelorette party0
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Always staring off into the cloudy valley....0
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She kept leaving the toilet seat down.0
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He kept peeing on the toilet seat lid.0
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Never put the seat down 😖0
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kept on calling me 'the toilet seat lid'0
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When we kissed he licked my lips but like slobber licks 👅🤢0
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She took me to the beach and wouldn't help with my sunscreen0
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He kept flying into wonder woman's invisible jet for quickies.1
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Protein farts in his sleep0
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I cheated with her twin who she set me up with so she could have a pass. Mind you, this was after 2 weeks of dating. She is crafty.2
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Never together to begin with.. 😂0
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We didn't 🤗1
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »We didn't 🤗
Yep.. 🤗1 -
He wouldn’t stop calling and texting!0
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She was too controlling0
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Not a one-woman man.0
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She ran off into the sunset and never came back0
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He won’t commit0
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Our long distance relationship didn't work out b/c it lacked intimacy.0
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miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
She constantly misspelled behavior2 -
All she wanted to do was lay on the beach0
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He hated the beach 🏖0
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She refused to pet my cat. He's so friendly!0
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He was obsessed with his cat0
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She changed my alarm setting and swapped all my briefs for thongs and clothes for skinny Jeans and cutoff t's. Knowing I had an early morning meeting. While funny.... not cool.1
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He insisted I pay him for sex and had to stuff the bills in his thong.. He was very angry when I asked for change from the $5 I stuffed in his thong
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She wouldn't let me spend any money on toys 1
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