We broke up because...

epr31295 · February 2020

He couldn't deal with me having 6 toes on one for and 4 on the other it still after up to 10

s1im62 · February 2020

Her body modifications got too extreme for me. I admit the cat ears are cute, but paws and full-body fur are too much.

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2020

Always calling my Brother a Dame

happimess01 · February 2020

blew our honeymoon budget on her lavish bachelorette party

JDMac82 · February 2020

Always staring off into the cloudy valley....

mworeilly · February 2020

She kept leaving the toilet seat down.

liftorgohome · February 2020

He kept peeing on the toilet seat lid.

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2020

Never put the seat down 😖

TheMrWobbly · February 2020

kept on calling me 'the toilet seat lid'

lollyolivia · February 2020

When we kissed he licked my lips but like slobber licks 👅🤢

Soon2BSuper · February 2020

She took me to the beach and wouldn't help with my sunscreen

liftorgohome · February 2020

He kept flying into wonder woman's invisible jet for quickies.

solarex1 · February 2020

Protein farts in his sleep

solarex1 · February 2020

I cheated with her twin who she set me up with so she could have a pass. Mind you, this was after 2 weeks of dating. She is crafty.

lx1x · February 2020

Never together to begin with.. 😂

slimgirljo15 · February 2020

We didn't 🤗

lx1x · February 2020

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

We didn't 🤗

Yep.. 🤗

lollyolivia · February 2020

He wouldn’t stop calling and texting!

liftorgohome · February 2020

She was too controlling

InstepFitness · February 2020

Not a one-woman man.

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