We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

She would always give me a flat tire, if you know what I mean..

Wanted an open relationship 😒

She'd hog the blankets then end up like a mummy by the middle of the night

He kept saying my oven was german. Its made in china, like everything else.

He used a winking tongue emoticon in this, the pinnacle of the emoji era.

She had onions with every meal. I like some variety

She was peeing In the litter box again and scratching her big toe. Couldn’t deal.

Every time I tried to explain something she'd stomp off screaming " I know!!! You don't have to tell me twice!!! "

I am not a beach person

miss_zita_2020 wrote: »

He wanted the heating on in the Summer and all windows open in the Winter......

lmao
Well not wrong about the windows open though
But i'd preferable lock myself up in a freezer during summer months