How long does it take you to pee

Posts: 170 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
There has to be a world record for it.
I think I have come close after drinking a couple of 7-11 Big Gulps.
Timing is from start of stream until end of stream. Unzipping of the pants doesn't count.

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  • Posts: 3,424 Member
    Is there a prize for the longest pee, asking for a friend...
  • Posts: 170 Member
    It could be an important figure to know.
    I mean if you are baking something and there are two minutes left on the timer and you have to pee, do you pee or wait until the timer goes off?
    If you are in the middle of the climax of your favorite TV show do you hold it?, Pause and rewind?, DVR it?
    Does length of pee mean anyty about your health that maybe scientist are unsure about.
    There could be many implications.
  • Posts: 3,120 Member
    It takes me longer to empty my bladder when I have a tampon in.
  • Posts: 38,332 Member
    Okey dokey.

    What's next. How long can ya fart?
  • Posts: 170 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Okey dokey.

    What's next. How long can ya fart?

    Funny you should say that....
    I was gonna start a thread asking which food gives you the most gas. For me it's broccoli
  • Posts: 3,120 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Okey dokey.

    What's next. How long can ya fart?

    😁 well?
  • Posts: 1,635 Member
    9 seconds pee, 15 second fart. Dairy and lots of other stuff makes me fart.
  • Posts: 38,332 Member

    😁 well?

    😇
    😂
  • Posts: 38,332 Member
    9 seconds pee, 15 second fart. Dairy and lots of other stuff makes me fart.

    But can you do it same time? 😛
  • Posts: 248 Member
    I’m currently drinking around 3 litres of water a day & I might as well just move into the toilet lol!! Every half hour I’m in there!!
  • Posts: 421 Member
    LOL. I go a bunch throughout the day and night. And it takes quite a while (almost a minute) every time!
  • Posts: 30 Member
    noelkro80 wrote: »
    I’m currently drinking around 3 litres of water a day & I might as well just move into the toilet lol!! Every half hour I’m in there!!

    That is the absolute worst. Exact reason why I hate drinking water and I’m just chronically dehydrated
  • Posts: 170 Member

    That is the absolute worst. Exact reason why I hate drinking water and I’m just chronically dehydrated

    Who needs water to pee...just take Lasix
  • Posts: 30 Member
    johnbtay3 wrote: »

    Who needs water to pee...just take Lasix

    That would suggest I actually like urinating just to urinate.
  • Posts: 170 Member

    That would suggest I actually like urinating just to urinate.

    Take a Viagra along with it and you will have a hard time peeing
  • Posts: 30 Member
    johnbtay3 wrote: »

    Take a Viagra along with it and you will have a hard time peeing

    #banned4life
  • Posts: 170 Member

    #banned4life

    Speaking of Viagra...you know if you stay "aroused" greater than 4 hours they say you should seek medical attention.
    There is an actual medical diagnosis for this condition. It's called a "Hard attack"
  • Posts: 30 Member
    johnbtay3 wrote: »

    Speaking of Viagra...you know if you stay "aroused" greater than 4 hours they say you should seek medical attention.
    There is an actual medical diagnosis for this condition. It's called a "Hard attack"

    😂😂 that was a good one!
  • Posts: 9,724 Member
    Interesting topic. Never timed myself.

    But evidently I'm a lot quicker than my dogs who bark, whine, jump on the door, pace back and forth to get outside in such a big old rush only to eat sticks, chase each other, sniff butts, sniff every single corner of the yard, watch birds fly by, run circles, run back to the gate and then as if to say oh yeh, now I remember what was so important. All this while it's -10 F. outside and I've told them to just GO PEE for 10 minutes. If you had to go pee outside at -10 don't you think you'd be a tad quicker about it??? Good thing they're such loyal companions and I love 'em. Not to mention I don't want to clean up pee. :)
  • Posts: 1,635 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Interesting topic. Never timed myself.

    But evidently I'm a lot quicker than my dogs who bark, whine, jump on the door, pace back and forth to get outside in such a big old rush only to eat sticks, chase each other, sniff butts, sniff every single corner of the yard, watch birds fly by, run circles, run back to the gate and then as if to say oh yeh, now I remember what was so important. All this while it's -10 F. outside and I've told them to just GO PEE for 10 minutes. If you had to go pee outside at -10 don't you think you'd be a tad quicker about it??? Good thing they're such loyal companions and I love 'em. Not to mention I don't want to clean up pee. :)

    Cutest pee story ever. 🥃
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