How long does it take you to pee

johnbtay3
johnbtay3 Posts: 170 Member
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There has to be a world record for it.
I think I have come close after drinking a couple of 7-11 Big Gulps.
Timing is from start of stream until end of stream. Unzipping of the pants doesn't count.

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  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Is there a prize for the longest pee, asking for a friend...
  • johnbtay3
    johnbtay3 Posts: 170 Member
    It could be an important figure to know.
    I mean if you are baking something and there are two minutes left on the timer and you have to pee, do you pee or wait until the timer goes off?
    If you are in the middle of the climax of your favorite TV show do you hold it?, Pause and rewind?, DVR it?
    Does length of pee mean anyty about your health that maybe scientist are unsure about.
    There could be many implications.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    It takes me longer to empty my bladder when I have a tampon in.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Okey dokey.

    What's next. How long can ya fart?
  • johnbtay3
    johnbtay3 Posts: 170 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Okey dokey.

    What's next. How long can ya fart?

    Funny you should say that....
    I was gonna start a thread asking which food gives you the most gas. For me it's broccoli
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Okey dokey.

    What's next. How long can ya fart?

    😁 well?
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    9 seconds pee, 15 second fart. Dairy and lots of other stuff makes me fart.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    Okey dokey.

    What's next. How long can ya fart?

    😁 well?

    😇
    😂
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    9 seconds pee, 15 second fart. Dairy and lots of other stuff makes me fart.

    But can you do it same time? 😛
  • noelkro80
    noelkro80 Posts: 248 Member
    I’m currently drinking around 3 litres of water a day & I might as well just move into the toilet lol!! Every half hour I’m in there!!
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
    LOL. I go a bunch throughout the day and night. And it takes quite a while (almost a minute) every time!
  • Strange_Fire
    Strange_Fire Posts: 30 Member
    noelkro80 wrote: »
    I’m currently drinking around 3 litres of water a day & I might as well just move into the toilet lol!! Every half hour I’m in there!!

    That is the absolute worst. Exact reason why I hate drinking water and I’m just chronically dehydrated
  • johnbtay3
    johnbtay3 Posts: 170 Member
    Strange_Fire wrote: »
    noelkro80 wrote: »
    I’m currently drinking around 3 litres of water a day & I might as well just move into the toilet lol!! Every half hour I’m in there!!

    That is the absolute worst. Exact reason why I hate drinking water and I’m just chronically dehydrated

    Who needs water to pee...just take Lasix
  • Strange_Fire
    Strange_Fire Posts: 30 Member
    johnbtay3 wrote: »
    Strange_Fire wrote: »
    noelkro80 wrote: »
    I’m currently drinking around 3 litres of water a day & I might as well just move into the toilet lol!! Every half hour I’m in there!!

    That is the absolute worst. Exact reason why I hate drinking water and I’m just chronically dehydrated

    Who needs water to pee...just take Lasix

    That would suggest I actually like urinating just to urinate.
  • johnbtay3
    johnbtay3 Posts: 170 Member
    Strange_Fire wrote: »
    johnbtay3 wrote: »
    Strange_Fire wrote: »
    noelkro80 wrote: »
    I’m currently drinking around 3 litres of water a day & I might as well just move into the toilet lol!! Every half hour I’m in there!!

    That is the absolute worst. Exact reason why I hate drinking water and I’m just chronically dehydrated

    Who needs water to pee...just take Lasix

    That would suggest I actually like urinating just to urinate.

    Take a Viagra along with it and you will have a hard time peeing
  • Strange_Fire
    Strange_Fire Posts: 30 Member
    johnbtay3 wrote: »
    Strange_Fire wrote: »
    johnbtay3 wrote: »
    Strange_Fire wrote: »
    noelkro80 wrote: »
    I’m currently drinking around 3 litres of water a day & I might as well just move into the toilet lol!! Every half hour I’m in there!!

    That is the absolute worst. Exact reason why I hate drinking water and I’m just chronically dehydrated

    Who needs water to pee...just take Lasix

    That would suggest I actually like urinating just to urinate.

    Take a Viagra along with it and you will have a hard time peeing

    #banned4life
  • johnbtay3
    johnbtay3 Posts: 170 Member
    Strange_Fire wrote: »
    johnbtay3 wrote: »
    Strange_Fire wrote: »
    johnbtay3 wrote: »
    Strange_Fire wrote: »
    noelkro80 wrote: »
    I’m currently drinking around 3 litres of water a day & I might as well just move into the toilet lol!! Every half hour I’m in there!!

    That is the absolute worst. Exact reason why I hate drinking water and I’m just chronically dehydrated

    Who needs water to pee...just take Lasix

    That would suggest I actually like urinating just to urinate.

    Take a Viagra along with it and you will have a hard time peeing

    #banned4life

    Speaking of Viagra...you know if you stay "aroused" greater than 4 hours they say you should seek medical attention.
    There is an actual medical diagnosis for this condition. It's called a "Hard attack"
  • Strange_Fire
    Strange_Fire Posts: 30 Member
    johnbtay3 wrote: »
    Strange_Fire wrote: »
    johnbtay3 wrote: »
    Strange_Fire wrote: »
    johnbtay3 wrote: »
    Strange_Fire wrote: »
    noelkro80 wrote: »
    I’m currently drinking around 3 litres of water a day & I might as well just move into the toilet lol!! Every half hour I’m in there!!

    That is the absolute worst. Exact reason why I hate drinking water and I’m just chronically dehydrated

    Who needs water to pee...just take Lasix

    That would suggest I actually like urinating just to urinate.

    Take a Viagra along with it and you will have a hard time peeing

    #banned4life

    Speaking of Viagra...you know if you stay "aroused" greater than 4 hours they say you should seek medical attention.
    There is an actual medical diagnosis for this condition. It's called a "Hard attack"

    😂😂 that was a good one!
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Interesting topic. Never timed myself.

    But evidently I'm a lot quicker than my dogs who bark, whine, jump on the door, pace back and forth to get outside in such a big old rush only to eat sticks, chase each other, sniff butts, sniff every single corner of the yard, watch birds fly by, run circles, run back to the gate and then as if to say oh yeh, now I remember what was so important. All this while it's -10 F. outside and I've told them to just GO PEE for 10 minutes. If you had to go pee outside at -10 don't you think you'd be a tad quicker about it??? Good thing they're such loyal companions and I love 'em. Not to mention I don't want to clean up pee. :)
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Interesting topic. Never timed myself.

    But evidently I'm a lot quicker than my dogs who bark, whine, jump on the door, pace back and forth to get outside in such a big old rush only to eat sticks, chase each other, sniff butts, sniff every single corner of the yard, watch birds fly by, run circles, run back to the gate and then as if to say oh yeh, now I remember what was so important. All this while it's -10 F. outside and I've told them to just GO PEE for 10 minutes. If you had to go pee outside at -10 don't you think you'd be a tad quicker about it??? Good thing they're such loyal companions and I love 'em. Not to mention I don't want to clean up pee. :)

    Cutest pee story ever. 🥃
  • lifeovpi
    lifeovpi Posts: 121 Member
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