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miss_zita_2020 wrote: Β»πππ
He was too kinky.....too much for me!
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I told her I was the BBW and she assumed that I was a Big Busty Woman π0
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She couldn't convince me she wasn't Russian π0
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She wouldn't call me Daddy π0
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Only wanted me to speak Russian in the boudoir and all I knew was Nyet!
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I assumed that meant no and couldn't take the rejection π€·π½ββοΈ0
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What can I say, I'm a ho π€·π½ββοΈ0
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She was always thinking the worstof my other Lovers0
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She asked me if I wanted to be one of the fabulous fantastic 50... I then realized what her name meant π¬1
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Lololol π π€£π
51 would mess up my name and game0 -
They were waaayy too outthere for me...0
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He was seeing in triplicate0
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She was part of @miss_zita_2020 s Russian syndicate0
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She didn't know what an PuertoIrishican was0
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She was too cool for me0
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She refused to wait until marriage0
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He had 53 other partners..0
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Millennial .. need I say more? π0
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I couldn't hide the other 23 π0
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miss_zita_2020 wrote: Β»πππ
He had 62 more wives......and 310 children.....
Wait a sec.. Jo! Told you not to tell!!
Oh wait that the other Neil..NVM..π2
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