You've been warned - the intestine shuts down after 8.00 pm
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Does this mean that after work drinking doesn't count as calories?1
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I can imagine a little crew of men shutting down the intestines with a valve. lol
nawwww... I think they have orange road cones and a barrier that comes down like a rail-road crossing.2 -
Despite the laughs being generated, it has been my experience that if I stop eating at a decent hour such as 8pm, combined with a light cardio workout first thing in the AM, my losses are quicker.
Indeed. If I stop eating at 8 instead of 11 ..I consume fewer calories. THAT should work every time.
Apologies for the sarcasm ..but truly, THAT is the key. Calories consumed over a period of time ..not a "magical" time to stop eating ( or trying to get it in before the intestines clock out for the day) .
However, what u said has merit. You have found what works well for you in regard to your window of eating. And THAT is full of win3 -
My biggest worry is - how did this guy get to be a professor?!0
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hmm i ve heard about no eating 2 hours before you go to be, but if you work grave or a swing shift that would never work,1
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So all those times I've pooed after 8PM must've been miracles if my intestines were shut down. LOL1
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My intestines seem to work quite well all of the time, except when I go on a trip. Then they don't seem to work at any time. Must be the little men in charge of turning them off and on go on vacation too!0
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But why I poop @ 10 pm! My intestine is a special snowflake
This made my day! lmfao =')
You sure must be one special guy! hehe0 -
thats old school closing at 8, my intestine is one of those 24 hour joints, even open all holidays0
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My intestines seem to work quite well all of the time, except when I go on a trip. Then they don't seem to work at any time. Must be the little men in charge of turning them off and on go on vacation too!
Me too! A weekend out of town means I might not poop for days. Must be that I forget to pack the Intestine Toll Booth Operators.0 -
You can counter this and eat what you want after 8pm as long as you have a sacred Unicorn horn in a 18k gold box.
This one had me laughing out loud......very loud! Thanks I needed that!1 -
my intestine is on strike so I am all good..0
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My intestines seem to work quite well all of the time, except when I go on a trip. Then they don't seem to work at any time. Must be the little men in charge of turning them off and on go on vacation too!
Me too! A weekend out of town means I might not poop for days. Must be that I forget to pack the Intestine Toll Booth Operators.
Now you have me really laughing!! This whole topic is so funny!!!0 -
Wasnt as amusing as you guys made it seem. Maybe watch the red carpet instead for amusement? Amanda Seyfried looks absolutely stunning!!!!!!!!!!0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/12/health-expert-warns-any-food-eaten-after-8pm-is-poison/
OP knows its BS (laughing smileys) but this is exactly why people really need to do some diligence on what they read.0 -
I just don't eat after 8pm and that works!
I don't eat my poop and that works too!0 -
My intestines seem to work quite well all of the time, except when I go on a trip. Then they don't seem to work at any time. Must be the little men in charge of turning them off and on go on vacation too!
Me too! A weekend out of town means I might not poop for days. Must be that I forget to pack the Intestine Toll Booth Operators.
This made me giggle out loud!! :laugh:0 -
Will we turn into Gremlins? :laugh:
You are my hero. :flowerforyou:0 -
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how religious dogma is created. Bacon cheeseburgers are sinful? In some circles, yes, they lead to damnation. :laugh:0
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thank goodness my intestines can't read or tell time.1
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Now it all makes sense. the intestines are shift workers. Got it.
shift workers or *kitten* workers????1 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/12/health-expert-warns-any-food-eaten-after-8pm-is-poison/
What happens if I'm on a night shifts? DO I have to wake up to eat? :laugh:
ok???0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Never laughed so much in a morning :laugh:0
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That's 8:00PM in Nigeria, now I gotta figure out what time that is CST.0
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That's 8:00PM in Nigeria, now I gotta figure out what time that is CST.
Haven't you worked it out yet? :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Dang. I ate at 8:01 pm yesterday. Guess all this food is going to become fat overnight despite my excellent calorie deficit.0
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I keep reading the thread title as "You've been warned - the internet shuts down after 8.00 pm"3
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kshama2001 wrote: »I keep reading the thread title as "You've been warned - the internet shuts down after 8.00 pm"
Same!1 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »kshama2001 wrote: »I keep reading the thread title as "You've been warned - the internet shuts down after 8.00 pm"
Same!
Now imagine being quarantined with NO internet available...0 -
Everything else here in New Jersey is shutting down at 8 p.m. Why not the intestines as well?1
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